Ramza and Friends
Chapter 1: The Introduction (Note: This may become in one huge paragraph. If that happens, I'll fix it soon as possible) Narrator #1: Once somewhere in La La Land, there lived a little boy name Ramza. Yet, recently, there was some story about two kings going into a war. And this story features lots of twists.
Narrator #2: You're boring! Plus the story is too confusing.
Narrator: #1: (with scorn) Sorry about that, Narrator #2. I didn't play Final Fantasy Tactics for the past few months. How am I supposed to memorize all the big and small plots of the story?
Narrator: #2: Just have it about saving the princess.
Narrator: #1: That plot sucks! Have you been playing Super Mario 2 again?
Narrator #2: Well, it sure beats the boring o' book of plots. Just have it about Ramza saving Princess Ovelia. Make sure he destroys Bowser.
Narrator #1: You're calling my narration boring o' book of plots? I'm sad. Sniff. I quit! Plus I get a horrible pay of 6 dollars a week! I quit! (Narrator #1 exit the room)
Narrator #2: Anyways, let me start from the top. Hi, my name is Bob. The narrator's name who just left is Snob. Now, let the story begin!
(In a hot-air ballon [like from Super Mario], Ramza is with Luigi and Princess Ovelia)
Ramza: Wow! This is so fun.
Luigi: Hey! Who are you? And where is Mario?
Ramza: Mario quit his job. He's sick of eating mushrooms and flowers. So I'm just here to fill in for him. My name is Ramza.
Luigi: Oh. Nice to meet you, Ramza. I'm Luigi. We're going to land right now.
Ovelia: Hi. I'm Princess Ovelia.
Ramza: Hi.
(The hot-air balloon landed. The three got out and were walking around.)
Ramza: This is a cool place! How did you know this place?
Luigi: I don't know. Some anonymous benefactor gave us a free trip on the hot-air balloon. I'm suspicious. Oh well.
Ovelia: Hey guys. I'm going to use the bathroom (pointing to a shack on a hill with the sign that says "The Princess Ovelia Bathroom").
(Princess Ovelia walks off)
Ramza: Were you driving the hot-air balloon.
Luigi: Of course not! I don't know how to drive.
Ramza: Uh oh. Something is very wrong here. If you weren't controlling the hot-air balloon. and I wasn't. then.
(A girly scream was heard)
Luigi: The princess!
(Ramza and Luigi ran to where the bathroom was. They take a look inside and noticed something)
Ramza: She left her purse!
Luigi: She forgot to flush.ew.
Ramza: Ugh. Why did you have to mention that? But anyways, she's gone!
Luigi: This could only mean one person could have captured her.
Ramza: The funky evil Dr. Jacobs who always dreamed of taking over the world as on the other side of his life, he is known as a kind gentlemen that all the girls know and he likes to take long walks along the beach and plays with Barbies?
Luigi: No! It's Browser!
Ramza: Browser? I thought it was Bowser.
Luigi: Nope. His main source of power is the Internet because he created it. As you can see by his name, he likes to browse through the Internet.
Ramza: I thought a guy by the name of Ted McBurger created the Internet.
Luigi: No. Ted McBurger was the first to create a fat-free burger.
Narrator #2: And so. this is where the little Ramza-
Ramza: I'm not little! I'm a big boy!
Narrator #2: Er.ok.this is where the "big boy Ramza" starts off on his journey of fighting against the evil Browser and the Internet. Along the way, Ramza will run into many people that will become priceless allies. Keep on reading this story and you will know the story. And if you know the story, you will know what an Internet is. And if you know what the Internet is, good for you!
Chapter 1: The Introduction (Note: This may become in one huge paragraph. If that happens, I'll fix it soon as possible) Narrator #1: Once somewhere in La La Land, there lived a little boy name Ramza. Yet, recently, there was some story about two kings going into a war. And this story features lots of twists.
Narrator #2: You're boring! Plus the story is too confusing.
Narrator: #1: (with scorn) Sorry about that, Narrator #2. I didn't play Final Fantasy Tactics for the past few months. How am I supposed to memorize all the big and small plots of the story?
Narrator: #2: Just have it about saving the princess.
Narrator: #1: That plot sucks! Have you been playing Super Mario 2 again?
Narrator #2: Well, it sure beats the boring o' book of plots. Just have it about Ramza saving Princess Ovelia. Make sure he destroys Bowser.
Narrator #1: You're calling my narration boring o' book of plots? I'm sad. Sniff. I quit! Plus I get a horrible pay of 6 dollars a week! I quit! (Narrator #1 exit the room)
Narrator #2: Anyways, let me start from the top. Hi, my name is Bob. The narrator's name who just left is Snob. Now, let the story begin!
(In a hot-air ballon [like from Super Mario], Ramza is with Luigi and Princess Ovelia)
Ramza: Wow! This is so fun.
Luigi: Hey! Who are you? And where is Mario?
Ramza: Mario quit his job. He's sick of eating mushrooms and flowers. So I'm just here to fill in for him. My name is Ramza.
Luigi: Oh. Nice to meet you, Ramza. I'm Luigi. We're going to land right now.
Ovelia: Hi. I'm Princess Ovelia.
Ramza: Hi.
(The hot-air balloon landed. The three got out and were walking around.)
Ramza: This is a cool place! How did you know this place?
Luigi: I don't know. Some anonymous benefactor gave us a free trip on the hot-air balloon. I'm suspicious. Oh well.
Ovelia: Hey guys. I'm going to use the bathroom (pointing to a shack on a hill with the sign that says "The Princess Ovelia Bathroom").
(Princess Ovelia walks off)
Ramza: Were you driving the hot-air balloon.
Luigi: Of course not! I don't know how to drive.
Ramza: Uh oh. Something is very wrong here. If you weren't controlling the hot-air balloon. and I wasn't. then.
(A girly scream was heard)
Luigi: The princess!
(Ramza and Luigi ran to where the bathroom was. They take a look inside and noticed something)
Ramza: She left her purse!
Luigi: She forgot to flush.ew.
Ramza: Ugh. Why did you have to mention that? But anyways, she's gone!
Luigi: This could only mean one person could have captured her.
Ramza: The funky evil Dr. Jacobs who always dreamed of taking over the world as on the other side of his life, he is known as a kind gentlemen that all the girls know and he likes to take long walks along the beach and plays with Barbies?
Luigi: No! It's Browser!
Ramza: Browser? I thought it was Bowser.
Luigi: Nope. His main source of power is the Internet because he created it. As you can see by his name, he likes to browse through the Internet.
Ramza: I thought a guy by the name of Ted McBurger created the Internet.
Luigi: No. Ted McBurger was the first to create a fat-free burger.
Narrator #2: And so. this is where the little Ramza-
Ramza: I'm not little! I'm a big boy!
Narrator #2: Er.ok.this is where the "big boy Ramza" starts off on his journey of fighting against the evil Browser and the Internet. Along the way, Ramza will run into many people that will become priceless allies. Keep on reading this story and you will know the story. And if you know the story, you will know what an Internet is. And if you know what the Internet is, good for you!