Star Trek 4: the Voyage Home. I wrote it when I was like 11, please don't hate. I am not racist against no race or sexual preferance.
Kirk: We have to get some whales to bring to the future..
McCoy: How Existing
Spock: you are so illogical
Kirk Okay Spock and I will get the whales, McCoy and Scottie and Sulu Plexiglas and Uhura and Chekov get the fuel. Or something..
McCoy: Oh great the Chinese Homo
Sulu: Im Japanese Now!
Uhura: I have whale song from San Fransisco!
Kirk: Drop the ship!
Spock: He means get to land and then land the ship.
Sulu : Spock, I do not have mental retardation
Chekov: I do though!
McCoy (mumbles) : yes you do….
Kirk: Lets get off this fucking Klingon ship..
Spock: Well lets exit the ship, in a filed order
McCoy: Why are you wearing that Damn robe?
Spock: I want to!
Kirk: well lets go get the weed. I MEAN whales..
Chekov: Veed?
McCoy: Whales you JACKASS!
Uhura: Help Scotty is dead!
Kirk: leave him there..
Spock: well lets goo..
-Everybody leaves
- At the aquarium
Gillian Taylor: Well my name is Dr. Gillian Taylor but, you can call me slut.
Kirk: Okay, Slut.
Gillian: Oh my goodness! What is that man doing in the whale tank?
Kirk: Oh well he is just fucking them….
Gillian: Ones a guy!
Kirk: Oh…
-Spock gets out of whale tank
Spock: Wow that was great!
-McCoy and Sulu's adventure
Sulu: Wow those pants fit your ass good…
McCoy: Listen here, I don't like you, and all you like is my ass!
Sulu : Well….yes
-Chekov and Uhura's adventure..
Uhura: We got the fuel, but who is going to knock, I mean beam me up?
Ckekov: US!
Uhura: Awww shit! I got a signal! Peace!
-Uhura disappears
Chekov: Well I better just jump off of something…..
-McCoy and Sulu
Sulu: I love your tight ass…
McCoy: Get off my ass and go jump off of something
Sulu: Fine…
-Sulu sees Chekov and gets a sneaky idea
Sulu (says aloud): Well with Scotty dead and Chekov unconscious… **raises eyebrows**
-Sulu takes Chekov back to the Klingon ship.
-Sulu fucks Scotty and is staring at a naked Chekov..
-Chekov finally wakes up and sees a naked Scotty and Sulu and he himself is naked.
Chekov: Og dear god, please don't tell me we didn't? Did we?
Sulu: Not exactly
Chekov sighs
Sulu: What I did was, I striped you and Scottie and pretty much had sex with him and looked at your ass….
Chekov: W Wate wu!
Sulu: What is up with your accent?
Chekov: W Whont woah!
-Kirk and Spock
Kirk: I wonder why McCoy or Uhura haven't called?
Spock: Call him..
-Kirk calls them, Uhura answers
Kirk: Uhura were are you!
Uhura: In the ship with McCoy.
McCoy( in the background) : Come back to bed!
Kirk: Were is Chekov ?
Uhura: I have no idea.
Kirk: Beam him up.
Uhura: yes Capitan.
Kirk: Give McCoy the phone.
Spock: McCoy were are you?
McCoy: In the ship.
Spock: Were is Sulu?
McCoy: I told him to fuck off.
Spock: Was he complementing your tight ass?
McCoy: yes…..
Spock: tell Uhura to beam him up.
-Uhura beams up Sulu and Chekov.
Sulu: Hello
McCoy: Have you seen Chekov?
Sulu: Yes I have seen him **smiles smugly**
Chekov: Wulu wive we wy wucking wlothes
Sulu: Sorry…
Uhura: OH
MCCOy: OH!
Sulu: I know…I did that!
Uhura: I did too, many years ago!
Chekov: Neither of you did so shut the fuck up!
Uhura: Sorry!
McCoy (sadly): I did too..
Chekov: Noo No you didn't.
-Spock and Kirk come aboard, high.
Spock: Aww shit!
Kirk : his weenie is so tiny!
-Chekov looks down at his unclothed self.
Sulu: Who HASENT done Chekov?
Scotty: Me.
Chekov: Lair!
Sulu (happily): 25 minutes in the bedroom!
Chekov (angry): I'm not gay!
Kirk: Who is except Sulu?
McCoy: No One.
Uhura (confused) Wait Scotty how are u alive?
Scotty: Well Sulu's magic hands….