20 ways to annoy Kisame
1. Whenever he enters a room plaY the 'Jaws' theme.
2. Yell "FISH ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD!" Whenever he's eating.
3. Tell him Orochimaru's captured and raped Itachi.
4. Laugh when he freaks out and tries to save him.
5. Look at him with a serious expression and say "Yo momma must have been one ugly mother fucker.
6. Run.
7. Tell him yo momma jokes.
8. Go up to him and ask him if he likes Itachi.
9. When he's in a meeting run around and scream "SHARK OMFG IT'S A MOTHER FUCKING SHARK RUN!"
10. When he's asleep dye his skin pink.
11. Tell him Hidan did it.
12. Laugh when Kisame attacks him.
13. When he's on a mission push him in a lake screaming "GO BACK HOME SHARKY GO!"
14. Throw fish at him screaming "EAT YOUR OWN KIN!"
15. Stare at him, until he gets really uncomfortable and asks you what you're staring at.
16. When he does hush him and tell him your watching Jaws.
17. Walk up to him mournfully and tell him Itachi died.
18. Videotape his reaction. And put it on youtube.
19. Read this fanfic to the whole akatsuki.
20. read them his diary….. and video tape his reaction.
Warning Kisame will eat you for this