Disclaimer: Yes, I am Masashi Kishimoto-sensei, and I own Naruto. NOT!
To investigate the Akatsuki's latest gang activity, Sasuke disguises himself as a Tokyo prostitute to infiltrate an enemy-owned brothel. All hell breaks loose. Gangs, insanity, violence… Itasasu
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For those who have issues understanding or need a general overview, please read the author's not at the bottom of the page.
Enjoy.
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Sasuke ducked, dodging a punch while striking out to his left. Fist met flesh, and another man was sent flying into the alley wall.
Four more rushed in, only to be knocked off their feet in unison by a well placed kick.
Sasuke had no time to rejoice in his accomplishments. They swarmed like bees all around him, all eager to sting.
Block, punch, kick. Sasuke maintained his usual blank look, although he was seething inside. They were weak, small fry, diversions while main members of the Akatsuki took their leave of the alleyway.
Akatsuki. Itachi. Two words that were one in Sasuke's mind.
He could still see his brother's retreating figure, among the others cloaked in black and red, right hand lifted in an indifferent good-bye.
Sasuke ground his teeth together as he took down three more enemies.
The Akatsuki thought him not worth their time. Itachi thought him not worth their time.
He slammed his elbow into the gut of an enemy behind him and lashed out at four more in front. They all fell.
Breathing heavily, Sasuke counted six more approaching figures in the darkness. He would take care of them.
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It was late. This Sasuke knew, as the sun had set several hours ago.
He sat leaning against the grimy alley wall as he waited for his absent partner.
Naruto was slow.
The dobe had ditched him when when he heard that they had patrolling duty, saying something about a date and how he was sure Sasuke would be fine on his own.
Who knew Sasuke would come across an Akatsuki drug swap right in the middle of their turf?
"I'll be back at eleven--my ass!" Sasuke spat.
He had just taken down thirty or so attackers. They were weak attackers, yes, but numerous. Still, he had dealt with them, and a majority of them still lay unmoving in the street.
Tokyo's police were going to one hell of a clean-up case on their hands once the city awoke.
Sasuke's legs were shaky, there was a searing pain in his ribcage, and he was bruised all over.
Plus, he had been so close to getting at his brother.
It was an understatement to say that Sasuke was pissed.
Sasuke grumbled to himself and tried to make himself comfortable against the wall. He failed miserably and felt his dangerous mood blacken even more.
If it was any other day, Sasuke would have ditched the blonde idiot without a second thought, but Tsunade had ordered them to report back together...
Sasuke began ripping his partner to shreds in his mind.
Just as he was about to detach Naruto's head from his body, he heard the patter of footsteps in the distance.
Naruto screeched to a stop in front of him, looked questioningly at the bodies littering the ground, and flashed his trademark grin at his partner.
"Did you wait lo--"
Shwack!
Sasuke had swung at the blonde's face, and was immensely pleased when his fist made contact.
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Naruto clutched at his rapidly swelling face. "That was a fucking hard punch, you emo bastard!" Sasuke had always been difficult to read, and he wondered what he had done wrong this time.
Naruto voiced his question.
"Hn." Sasuke quickened his pace. "Hurry up, dobe."
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Tsunade sat alone in her office.
It was already so late, and the two hadn't shown up. She secretly wondered if they'd forgotten and had gone home.
Expertly downing another cup of sake, Tsunade guiltily tried to flatten a large pile of paper stacked haphazardly on her desk: today's paperwork. Swiveling her chair around, Tsunade was faced with six more equally immense piles of paper: yesterday's paperwork (Friday), Thursday's paperwork, Wednesday's paperwork…etc. Shizune was not going to be very happy when she returned.
Tossing her cup aside, Tsunade directly tackled the bottle of sake. Shizune, her assistant, protégée, and slavedriver, and gone on a weeklong vacation to Okinawa. She was apparently due to return in approximately seven hours. Tsunade groaned at the horrors that were to come.
Her study door opened, revealing Sasuke and Naruto, quarrelling like an old married couple. Tsunade's didn't even bother to hide her half-empty bottle of sake.
"Sasuke. Naruto." She nodded at each, using her most imperial tone.
"Kumicho-sama." Sasuke bowed his head respectively.
"Granny Tsunade!" Naruto greeted.
Tsunade graced Sasuke with an appreciative smile before turning her head in Naruto's direction, twisting her face into a demonic snarl that clearly promised an eternity of pain.
Sasuke cleared his throat, snapping her out of her murderous reverie. "Tsunade-sama. You wanted us to report?"
Tsunade visibly jolted in her seat.
"Ah, yes." She turned to her other door. "They should be here soon."
Sasuke and Naruto looked at each other, confused.
Two brisk knocks on the heavy oak doors brought the three of them two attention.
"Come in."
Hyuuga Neji sauntered in, followed closely by the rest of the rookie nine. They all bowed in unison. "Kumicho-sama."
Tsunade motioned for them to join Sasuke and Naruto in the center of the room.
She waited for complete silence before she began.
"I have a mission involving recent Akatsuki interference with our red-light district."
Sasuke narrowed his eyes at the name but stayed silent.
The group standing in front of her desk were starting to get an ominous feeling.
"Mainly in northern Kabuki-cho."
Silence from the listeners. Tsunade pushed on.
"As you know, we've recently lost Club Arisu to them."
"According to my sources, there's been strange activity going on in there ever since."
More than one of her listeners snorted. It was a brothel.
Tsunade decided to ignore them and kept talking.
"I need to know what they're planning. I'm sure it has something to do with Konoha-kai."
"So this is just information gathering?" Sakura asked. "No action?"
"No." Tsunade agreed. "One of you will infiltrate Club Arisu."
"The brothel?" Naruto shrieked. Unable to contain hinself any longer.
Shino shifted uncomfortably. Hinata blushed, and Kiba smirked uncontrollably.
"Yes, the brothel." Tsunade kneaded at her temples with her thumbs. She really wanted to get this over with.
Ino stepped forward. "How will the infiltration go?"
"Need I answer?" Tsunade snarled and chugged another mouthful of sake. It was late, and she was in a foul mood.
She didn't need to answer. Everyone already knew.
"So," Naruto gulped, and voiced the question on all their minds. "Who will do it?"
"That's up to you to decide."
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Author's Note:
Lol. Who will be the unfortunate one chosen? I think we already know. RUN SASUKE!
Btw, since I didn't do a good job explaining this in the fic, I shall inform you all here.
This is a modern day fanfiction set in Tokyo, Japan. That's right, no ninjas, no jutsus, no logic defying fighting. There are however, a high-school senior Sasuke(along with the rest of his "friends"), gangs, and street fights.
And also something that you all need to know, Konoha (I will sometimes be calling it Konoha-kai) is a Yakuza group/gang consisting of all of the ninja living in Konoha in the actual Naruto anime/manga…except for maybe Sasuke.
The Akatsuki (I will sometimes call it Akatsuki-kai) is also a gang in this fanfic. They consist of all of the original members from the anime/manga (none of them are dead), plus a whole bunch of (Pein's) underlings from Amegakure.
Most of the other villages in Naruto are separate gangs in this fanfic. (For instance, Suna-kai, Oto-gumi…)
-kai/-gumi: These both mean "group", or "gang" in a sense.
More to come.
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