I found this on the Giving In Face book page, and dear god I just couldn't resist… ^_^ Tee he?

Time: 1995

The world meeting started out like any other world meeting.

Chaotic, and loud,

But soon the other nations noticed the one nation that should be making the loudest noise was seething quietly.

"Um, Alfred lad, are you okay?" England asked.

America didn't answer; instead he resorted to glaring at open space, violently. All the other nations wondered what could have possibly acquired his wrath so strongly they followed his eye sight. There sitting in a chair, wearing an amused smirk, was a boy would looked kinda like America.

After the natural "Who?" the nation spared them a glance and said, "I'm Canada." The new dubbed nation of Canada could barely contain his amusement and that was evident in his voice that was for once loud.

America snarled.

"What's the matter Al?" Canada managed to say without laughing. Everyone could tell that this took a great deal of effort considering that his voice was wavering between amusement and giggles.

"Damnit Mattie! You know what's wrong!" America shouted.

This time Canada burst out laughing. "Sorry Al didn't realize you could read maps…"

England cleared his throat. "What are you going on about Lad?"

Canada threw a lazy grin at England.

Flashback!

America was standing by the steering wheel of the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, when a voice came over the radio.

Radio: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid collision.

America perked up. Grabbing the radio he replied,

America: Mattie, is that you?

Canada: yes, Al. now please change your course!

America frowned. Why would he do that?

America: I recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid collision.

Canada: *sigh* Negative Al. You have to divert your course 15 degrees south to avoid collision.

America: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course!

Canada: No, I say again, divert YOUR course.

America frowned.

America: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied by three Destroyers, three Cruisers, and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north, or counter-measures will be taken to ensure the safety of this ship.

Canada: This is a lighthouse, Al. Your call.

End Flash Back!

By the end of the story every nations was laughing at the American nation, who was now redder than one of Spain's tomatoes.

All in all, Canada felt that that particular world meeting had gone well.

Like I said… I just couldn't resist….

It was so funny to read… so funny…