Summary: The ABC's by James, Sirius and Remus. It had to be done

Don't own anyone or thing in this fic

This is the result of two days of reading Marauders FF, watching Marauders YouTube videos, looking at the Marauders on Deviantart and watching Stupid Mario Brothers on YouTube! MAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *coughs* I needed that out of my system

I have this fic I want to write, but I might not have the time, so if anyone wants to write this, I wouldn't mind. Here are the key points if you do want to write it;

- This has to be the summer before 7th year and none of them are of age

- They wreck their car in an accident in the wilderness (would prefer the car to be a truck and Remmy-kins)

-Someone gets a concussion and someone breaks a leg or other limb (prefer James and Remus, but won't mind someone else)

-Remmy-kins can use a gun

-They get attacked by a bear and frying pan used as a weapon

-Between two to three weeks until they either are rescued or somehow else get out of the mess

James

Sirius

Remus

A is for Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore who is our Headmaster.

Anyone else laughing at the fact he has all those names and then out of the blue there is 'Brian?'

B is for Bertie Botts Every Flavour Jellybeans which surprisingly Sirius has eaten every flavor.

They mean every flavour …. Barf flavor …. Ear wax.

Padfoot, I know that.

But they might not.

C is for Cats which Minnie turns into.

We still need to find a name for her in cat form.

D is for D.A.D.A. Professors who every year are either sacked, quits or is taken to Azkaban.

I remember that last one. He a was a weirdo with the pure-blood being better than others talk. And then he was taken to Azkaban for attack on Half-Bloods and Muggle-Borns.

E is for Expelliarmus which we enjoy using.

One day it will be someone's signature move, I swear.

F is for Fairies which are related to Cornish Pixies.

We all remember the Cornish Pixies …. don't we Moony?

It was an accident! I didn't mean for the spell to break the cage's lock and let them free in class.

G is for Giants which are evil! Well not Hagrid, even if he's a half-giant.

H is for Horses which are related to centaurs which I wanna ride.

And if you try you will get shot.

I is for Isengard.

What does Isengard have to do with this?

Oh Moony, you don't know? They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

*Sigh* I should have never introduced you two to Lord of the Rings.

J is for James who is a stalker.

Am not!

Prongs, you know where Lilly lives and she hates you. Face it mate, you're a stalker.

K is for Knifes which are weapons that I can kill people with.

And there are days when I wonder if your sane ….

L is for Lockhart who has got to be the dumbest Ravenclaw in the history of the world.

How did he get into Ravenclaw anyway?

My theory is that he was not brave enough to get into Gryffindor, not evil enough to get into Slytherin and was not a Hufflepuff at heart.

M is for Marauders which are the best *beep* pranksters in the world!

*Beeping* Straight!

N is for N.E.W.T.S which we all dread.

It took this long for Moony to say something school related.

But we all dread it, anyway.

O is for Owls which are birds of prey

Very good James. You know your birds.

Very funny, Remus. Very, very funny.

P is for Prefects which Moony is one and we enjoy using him and his power.

Except when it's near the full moon. He's gives us so many detentions it isn't funny.

Q is for Quidditch which these two idiots enjoy playing.

I'm not an idiot!

Me neither!

R is for Rabbits which people believe Moony owns a badly behaved one.

Well we can blame James for calling it 'my furry little problem.'

S is for Snape who we call Snivellus.

He has a first name you know.

We know.

But we don't use it.

T is for Troll which anyone can speak.

Just grunt and point.

U is for Unicorn which are very rare.

And pretty ponies!

Pads? They had horns which in case you forgot when you tried to ride one an it nearly took out your spleen.

How did we get it to calm down, again?

It seems Unicorns like Moony.

V is for Vampires which we have had a run in with.

Which is not a good thing.

It wasn't so bad Moony, we didn't die.

We nearly got our blood sucked. I call that bad.

If you bypass that small fact, he was a nice fellow.

Don't make me have to hit some sense into you.

Onto W.

W is for Werewolves which Moony is.

Did you have to say that?

Yes I did.

X is for Xenophilius Lovegood who James and Sirius will never admit that he creeps them out.

No he doesn't.

I second that motion.

*sigh*

Y is for Yule Ball which I finally got Lilly to dance with me.

After six years of stalking her you finally got her to go out with you.

*to Sirius* Should we tell her the only reason she said yes was because of a favor?

*to Remus* Nah, he'll find out one day.

Z is for ummm, Prongs, got any ideas?

Nope. Moony?

I'll get back to you on that and besides Padfoot needs to figure it out.

Okay then, Z is for Zzzzs which Moony enjoys catching.

I do not!

Remmy-kins, you hate waking up. You like catching Zzzzs.

*grumbles*

And that's all for now folks! *Waves goodbye with James*

Idiots.

The End

Well now it's been three days since I started this and I finally finished this. Phew. It was hard finding words to fit the letters like for 'Z'.

Please read and review if you can. Thanks!