Reason's I hate Robin
by: Slade
1. He was in alliance with Batman.
2. He's no real challenge. He just has an insane amount of luck.
3. He's wrapped up in the stupid hero cliché' of wearing tights. and a cape. A yellow cape. He wears too much color. Kill me now. I think he'd look much better in black. and perhaps some grey's. I'd like to see him in something metallic personally-Wait.
4. He's no hero. He's just a measly sidekick who's trying to make it big. It's almost as pathetic as those starlets who made it into the spotlight from a cheesy sitcom for children and then makes a failed album or two in attempt to sway from being known as their ridiculous caricature.
5. His costume doesn't hide his identity. He's got a mask, for crying out loud. A measly mask and that's it. If I knew his civilian form, I'd spot him in an instant. It's almost as bad as that pathetic Disney show called Hannah Montana. How did her so called friends not recognize her? All she wore was a wig. Idiots. Does he really think I'm that stupid? Does he really think that if I spotted him on the streets in his civilian form, that I wouldn't recognize that messy jet black hair or that condescending smirk? How about those ridiculous poses he makes? He stands upright wit his arms crossed like he's some big shot. Ha! I laugh at his insolence. Or how about those ears? I'd know them anywhere. and the intricate curves of his face-Wait.
6. He always questions my motives. It irritates me.
7. Starfire.
8. His whole team is ridiculous. He'd be much better on my side. That Starfire needs to go. What does he see in her? All of them are immature kids. Except perhaps Raven. I could use her.
9. He's so damn corruptible.
10. He simply refuses to be corrupted.
11. He's stubborn.
12. He said we weren't friends. Not that I want to be friends with him, but I mean-He didn't have to be so defiant against me. He should have quaked in fear instead of back talking. He should know his place. He needs to fear me, Damn it.
13. He has me wasting my time making this list.