The Culinary Arts
Disclaimers...Why do people put disclaimers? Rumiko Takahashi isn't just gonna say "Oh, I only have $76,565,764,564,545!! Maybe I'll go on to sue some random person who didn't put up a disclaimer just because they used the name 'InuYasha!'"
Err...yeah. I'll put it anyways....
DISCLAIMER!: I do not own InuYasha, and most likely never ever ever will! THERE! Are you happy now? Huh? ARE YOU?
Note: I have not seen all of the episodes of InuYasha. The characters in this Fanfic will not be entirely like they are on the show. If you don't like to see the characters distorted from their original state, then leave....But I suggest to just please just go along with it!
Man, I must really be boring you! ON WITH DA FIC!
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( InuYasha is in the middle of a battle with Kagura, only Kagome is there to cheer him on, and all the other characters went to go get some soup or something, because they don't care.)
InuYasha- IRON REAVER SO—
Kagura- Stop!!! I've had enough!
InuYasha- freezes in mid-air, then falls down
Kagura- starts to bawlYOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A RE-INCARNATION OF SONEONE EVIL!!
Kagome- Yes I do!
InuYasha- glares KIKYO'S NOT EVIL!!!
Kagome- (is muttering) Sure acts like it....
InuYasha- What'd you say? DIE $#! bleep bleep bleep....BLEEEP
Kagome- gasps flees from the not-so-mighty InuYasha
InuYasha- Keh... who needs that biotch.... Anyways, princess, you better stop crying or I'll finish you off for good.
Kagura- death glare MY ASS ISN'T SORRY!! her big feather-thingie appears out of nowhere, jumps on, and flies away
-------------At Naraku's Castle-----------------
Kagura- Grr.... DAMN that InuYasha! He WILL pay...
Naraku- Hmm...You want a little revenge?
Kagura- Why wouldn't I? He called my ass "sorry!"
Naraku- snickers Well, I've developed a new power you may like...
Kagura- Oh, what is it?
Naraku- Well, I was reading my latest cookbook an—
Kagura- COOKBOOK?!
Naraku- Let me finish! Anyways, I thought I'd use a new power... one that uses the CULINARY ARTS!!
Kagura- stares, then starts to giggle
Naraku- stares back What... It was one of my hobbies as a young teen! Do you want this power or not?
Kagura- Eh, fine, whatever. As long as I can get REVENGE!
Naraku- Hands her book titled The Fine Arts of Culinary Spells and Recipies, by Kenshin Himura
Kagura-WHAT THE...?!? He's not supposed to be in this story!
Book- Kenshin Himura's name gently fades away
Kagura- TIME TO GET MY REVENGE!!!
-----------End Chapter One------
Well, is it all right for my first Fanfic? I know, this one kinda sucked, but I promise, it gets better!
Kudos to Yuni X-2 for giving me the idea to turn this into a Fanfic? I originally had a dream like this!
You flame me, I will use it for Chocolate fondue and other uses!
--Katgirl-of-the-moon