Crowded in front of the TV in the Dojima family living room, the crew was just tuning in to watch the pilot of Friends + Family - it was a new, underground reality show, but that wasn't exactly why they were so excited. This premier would signify some of the cast's first ever appearances on the little screen; Yuu, Souji, Yosuke, and Chie, to be specific. Everyone else had already beaten them to the punch.
The opening played, bright and unfamiliar; a presenter announced the premise while flashy colours introduced the family to the audience, painted over stock footage of Inaba and clips selected for the audience's amusement. Souji's was him walking down the stairs in his "I Love Nanako" outfit. Hers was her hugging the television - the very same they were seeing this on right now, it was surreal - as the Junes ad played. Yuu's was him doing poses with his sweet-ass ninja sword (well, he thought it was pretty damn sweet) and as the show phased into Yosuke's they felt the need to point out that the two were dating. It was true, but maybe a little unnecessary.
As soon as the shot changed to the confessional room, Yosuke's eyebrows raised and his jaw dropped. They were airing these? He thought they were completely private, and used them as such, which meant...
"I once had a dream, that," the on-screen Yosuke chuckles nervously and it's no wonder because "me and Yuu were doing it on Dojima's bed, and I was wearing lingerie,"
Dojima stands up and turns so fast that for a second everyone remembers he's a cop, and there is a fire burning in his frown as he points to the door and orders "out", and it's remarkable how silent a room can be when, in the background, the TV plays a clip of the grey-haired police officer throwing up in the toilet.
A/N: thanks for reading! requested by my friend. it's not blatant here (or focused enough that i wanted to tag it) but in this AU yuu is mute and twins w souji!