THIS STORY HAS NO PLOT IT'S PURELY CRACK MADE
Disclaimer:I do not own Naruto it belongs to Masashi Kishimoto the only thing I own is me, myself, and I
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It's was another normal morning in the Akatsuki lair...
and the Akatsuki idiots were early up and about(Me and Tobi!)
Melly: Look at me Tobi!jumps up on a stoolI'm taller than you!:D
Tobi: jumps on another stoolNow your not!:D
Melly: DAMMIT!LAWLS!:D
then deidara came out from his room with a seriously nasty bed head!
Deidara: dammit will you idiots SHUT UP!?
Melly: gaspsOMG!! that thing on dei's heads wants to eat him!D:
Tobi: oh noes!D:
Deidara: wait what, un?
Dei said as to two morons were gasping in horror.
and suddenly-
Melly: jumps onto dei's headI'll save you Dei! bites dei's hair
Deidara: get the hell off me!
Tobi: I'll help!jumps on dei's head and bites hair also
Deidara: (no longer able to stand the wieght on his head)falls to ground ow... un...knocked out
Melly: realizes his hairs not a monster oh wait a sec... this isn't a monster...
Tobi: also realizes yeah... it only a really awful bed hair!:D
Melly: I'll fix it!8D Tobi! grab Dei and take to my room! and bring alot of hair stuffs!:D
Tobi: yes ma'am!8D grabs unconcious deidara and goes to room
and after several minutes dei wakes to find himself strapped to a chair with tobi in a nurses outfit(the normal classy nurse not slutty nurse) next to him and in the shadows a mysterious figure in white stood there in the corner... it was Melly with hair supplies!
Deidara: oh crap! get me the hell off of this thing! un!
Melly: Tobi, tape his mouth shut plz
Tobi: yes ma'am! puts duct tape on dei's mouth
Deidara: mph fum rmph uff!
Melly: kukuku...
and after 2 hours of awful torture no hair should endure...
Melly: eureka! a master piece!
Tobi: oh my goodness! it's...it's beautiful...
Deidara: what!? what did you do to my hair, un!?
Tobi: unties dei
Melly: hands dei mirror
Deidara: grabs and looks into mirror oh my god... it's... it's... gorgious, un!:D
little did he know it was just his normal hair style with glitter and gel in it to make it look shiny and smooth
Melly: I knew you'd love it!:3
Deidara: I do, un!:D know get the heck away from me!D:
Melly & Tobi: leave to help another
Deidara: finally, un...leaves
that very same day dei noticed that everyone never took thier eyes off him
because without dei's knowing he had a giagantic chunk of hair missing from his head!
END
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(I DID IT FOR THE LULZ!)