Okay, so here's how it goes. Naruto and Sasuke are stuck together doing the service project which involves taking care of an at-risk teen for two-and-a-half months. But things tend to get complicated and it seems Sasuke is keeping something from Naruto about their teen. He acts like he's met her before, and Naruto wants to know whats going on. Yaoi.

Don't own Naruto, even though wish I did, but maybe Masashi Kishimoto will be nice enough to lend me Neji for the night...or the rest of my life...

And I won't beg for reviews. They're just nice to have when you're having an off day and you can look back at them and think wow, there are people in the world who do care. I'm just saying...

Chapter 1:

Shit! I'm gonna be late!Naruto thought to himself as he ran with quite impressive speed towards Kyuubi High School. (Wtf kind of name was that anyway?)(1) Damn alarm clock. You throw it against the wall once and it fucking doesn't work anymore

Actually, another voice in his head interrupted. If I recall correctly, you threw it against the wall, the T.V., the washing machine, the kitchen table, and out the window right into your neighbor's head. You still never apologized to the poor guy for that, by the way. Dipshit.

Weeeell the stupid bastard had it coming. I mean, who the hell shovels his neighbor's driveway?

Sweatdrop Maybe he wanted to help because he noticed how unkempt you are. You haven't shoveled your driveway once since it began snowing. He probably thought you had some type of accident and didn't meet the physical strength to shovel, so he decided to be nice and shovel for you. I'm sure he wasn't expecting an alarm clock in the back of the head, though.

You know what? You're getting way too cocky for your own good. I think your should just shut up now.

Maybe I don't wanna shut up. You can't tell me what to do. Bitch, I own you.

YOU OWN ME!?LIKE HELL YOU DO!!

Hehe. You know what?

What, dammit?

You're having an argument with yourself. You do realize that I'm just your conscience, right?

EH?! I mean, of course I do. God, what am I, stupid?

Dude, don't set yourself up for that.

I wasn't goddamn setting myself up for that.

Yes, you were.

No I wasn't.

Yes, you were.

NO I WASN'T!!

You're arguing with yourself again.

DAMMIT!! SHUT UP!!

Calm down. Look, there's the school. Maybe you won't be late if you hurry.

"Wahh!! Finally! The scho-oof!!" Naruto slipped on a patch of ice and somersaulted headfirst into a large snow bank. Even though no one was around, he was still blushing madly as he sheepishly got up and hastily brushed himself off.

Nice one, genius.

I said shut up!

And I said calm down. No need to get your panties in a bunch. Baka.

Don't call me that, you baka!

Ooh, nice comeback.

TEME!! SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH!!

If I'm your conscience, how can I have a mouth?

You're getting on my last nerve, teme!

I hope you know that for every insult you hurl at me, they're directly aimed to you since you're arguing with yourself.

Go to hell.

I'll see you there.

Naruto didn't get to answer because he now arrived at the front doors of the school. Just as he inched one open the first warning bell rang. "Crap!" he yelled and made a mad dash for his locker. "I can't be late. Not today. Aw man!! I don't remember what room the meeting's in!! AARGH!!"

What our poor, confused friend is talking about is the yearly service projects every grade was acquired to participate in to pass. Since Naruto was a senior, his project was to help an at-risk teen for the next two months. Naruto was now going to be responsible for the life of another human being, since the teen had to live with him in his home. But there was one advantage to this project. And that was you got to work with partners. It kind of sucked though, because you couldn't choose who you wanted to work with. Being a senior, you'd think they'd give you more rights. Well, whatever. Naruto couldn't really complain since this was his last year of school. Then, he'd finally be free. Unless, of course, if he couldn't find what room the meeting was in. Then he was screwed.

He glanced at the clock and gave a girlish yelp when he saw he only had thirty seconds left before the final bell rung. Come on. Think. What room is it?

Hmm. Maybe you should just randomly pick a door and go in there.

Why the hell would I do that?

Who knows? Maybe you'll get lucky.

Not with my luck.

True. But I still think you should do it. Please?

No.

Why not?

Because if I pick a random door, chances are I will find something in there that will scar me for life because that's what always happens. It's a know fact. Just look it up.

You're such a retard. By the way, you have ten seconds left.

Shit! Think, think, think!!

8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 – DING!!

Naruto, without thinking, quickly reached for the closest door and opened it. Inside he found…

End of Chapter 1

1. Don't diss the school name. It is what it is. And I have a bad headache so I can't focus too well.