Chapter 1: Start of the battle
"God doesn't love you! Gah!"
"What! That's so mean!" the brown haired boy of Clyde started crying and knocked Craig's drink out of his hands and across Token's expensive looking shirt.
"Thanks for that Tweek." A sarcastic Craig said glaring at the mess made as Token tried to resolve the situation of Clyde crying while grabbing at the napkins in a pile on the Harbucks counter.
"S-sorry! I-I didn't mean you Clyde!" Tweek said, cringing at the domino effect he had caused.
Whimpering, Clyde stood up, "Really? Oh wait of course, you were talking to Craig right?"
Craig continued looking on at Tweek in boredom as his eyes widened and sparks of stress seemed to fly off of him, "WHAT! NO! Jesus Christ, I was t-talking to myself! Gah!"
"Isn't that a sign of insanity?"
"Don't be mean to Tweek, Craig" Token mumbled, looking down at his ruined shirt. "Come on, let's go, I need to change."
"Don't act like that shirt was a loss, you have fifty more."
"I'm surprised you're not screaming at Tweek about the loss of your drink at the moment, you know?"
"I don't scream."
"Heh, heh, that's what she said"
"Shut it Clyde." the two previously conversing boys said, rolling their eyes at the perverse humour of their friend and signalling to one another the end of that discussion causing them to turn in preparation to leave.
"W-wait! Gah! Here!" Tweek shouted while trying to shove money into Craig's hand after seemingly teleporting from one side of the counter to the other.
"What?"
"For y-your drink. Like Token said, it was my fault, nggh" Tweek twitched while explaining his motives.
"No, it was Clyde's fault that he's such a pussy, it's fine, leave it." Craig muttered, handing the money back to Tweek.
"No. It was my fault, t-take the money" Tweek said, the money being passed to Craig again.
"No." Craig said shoving the money back once more.
Tweek glared at him, thinking over his current problem, "Gah!" he shouted. "My moment of opportunity" he thought as he threw the money at an unsuspecting Craig and used his apparent teleportation powers to run back behind the counter and distract himself with another customer so he could not be interrupted.
Craig stood looking slightly shocked at the money around him, or at least shocked for himself (not really shocked at all) and didn't help his friends as they picked up the money and left the shop. Craig turned to join them but, as he was nearly out of the door, he glanced back at Tweek and saw him smirking while making a complicated looking drink for the customer he had previously occupied himself with.
"Fuck you." Craig said under his breath to the unknowing Tweek. He hated losing. As the door closed shut behind him, he flipped Tweek off without looking back.