It all started in Biggie's ketchup stand. He was selling some ketchup because he gave up on his hip hop career that literally sucked some whale balls. He was selling a bunch of customers some of his ketchup, until he saw someone walk by to give him a kissie on the bimmy. "Hello there, you big fat black berry phone made of lardy bard." Said the mysterious man grasping his hairy prostate. He was slightly aroused but confused at the same time. He checked to see who it was, and it was Neil Tyson. Neil fucking Tyson was grasping his whitie hiney. He was surprised. He thought it was all a dream, but it was reality. Biggie then whipped out some porno magazines out of his eyes and then said, "Damn nigga you bout to get splattered on. Get ready to rumble dumble crumble baibey." Biggie then whipped out his cockle.,"I call him Smalls the malls." and then Neil said,"Damn sucka, I call mine The Communism supreme." and then biggie pulled down his undies and started to multiply. When he multiplied into 5 other parts, he started to fuck neil tyson in his ear. Neily poo let out a huge moan of vigorous pleasure. He started to cum already, which saddened biggie, so he went to home hang himself. Neil came all over biggie as he was walking home. He followed him home to cum on him even more. Then, Biggie bered that he forgot about his ketchup stand. He started to hyperventilate like the obese man he was."Nigga I gotta get my baby." covered in cum looking like ice cream, he tried to slide back to the stand, but it was gone. He then turned to Neil and said,"Hey you hot piece of ass, where did you put my hotdog stand?! ﾟﾍﾕ? ﾟﾍﾕ"
He then said,"Oh Bigu, I am your hot dog stand." he shape shifted into a fucking ketchup and started to cum. Buggie opened his mouth and caught all of his ketchup cummies. "Oooh yeah said biggie" said buggie in a oogie boogie mood. Biggie ran to Neil and fucked him in his mouth. "AIYAIYAIYAIYIAYIAYAIYAIYAIYAIYAIYAIAYIAYAIAYAIYAUYYAIAYAIAYIAYAIAYAIAYAUAT." SAID THE BIG FAT PIECE OF LARD AS HE WXPLODED.
THE END
PSYCHO PASS NIAGARA FALLS BITCH CUNTY MUNTY
Bighie whipped out his mother and they started fucking. Neil saw that and then he decided to glock himself in the dick. He realized he committed a sin. That sin is called sex. He shot himself and as he was screaming in pain he was screaming the theory of the universe at the top of his lungs. Biggies mom turned into a cock and said,"I want to steal the krabby patty formula." Biggie then woke up. It was actually a dream. Then he turned beside him and saw Neil."Hello cabbage patch slavery kid." said neil in the most ape like tone yet. Biggie then said,"Aw shit nigga." and then neil took of his face mask and he was actually neil. Neil then took off his cock blanket and his cock was actually his mom. "I HAVE NIGGER PUBES. I HAVE NIGGER PUBES" screamed Biggue and neil in perfect unison. Then they started fucking. They fucked for hours like holy shit. Goodbye manhood amirite? They stopped fucking then biggie said,"I hope this isn't a dream." "it isn't" said neil. They both imploded and caused the second big bang which reset the universe.
The end