Hey guys. Okay, this was completely pointless that came into my mind at like one in the morning :P I've been writing Totally Spies things for a while now but then I'd end up either stuck or too lazy to try to change parts of it. But don't worry - because I'll get them soon out (that is if you like them)

My favourite pairing is Sam/Tim Scam and I don't like Marathon for not giving Tim Scam and Sam more screen time. He's totally drool worthy XD

Disclaimer: I do not own anything. If I did, I wouldn't FREAKING waste my time here. I'd be out partying...

11 Ways Tim Scam Escaped a Prison Cell

1. He's Tim Scam. Duh.

2. The guards are very forgetful and stupid. (Oh look, a nice looking access card lying on the floor!)

3. Knockout gas, much?

4. Scramble the security system (with his undetectable and well-hidden device)

5. Punch to the face when they give food. Nuff' said.

6. Call bluffs. (Who knew that new intern would fall for the one where he said he was strapped to a bomb? Insert eye roll here.)

7. Compliment the women guards. (They're so damn easy)

8. Annoy the hell out of the redhead spy and sucker her into a fight. (worked once. It looked as if she learned her lesson very well, since every time they fight she goes for a kick to the head – a sort of payback he sort of did deserve. But he's a villain for Pete's sake. Villains don't play fair…)

9. Hologram himself. (He almost died laughing when those guards went for his hologram all at once and ended up a huge pile of groaning bodies. Looks like WOOHP's interns and guards were getting more stupid than ever).

10. He's Tim Scam. Duuuh. He'd be an idiot if he didn't know how to break out.

Sam finished writing the list and sighed. At least his ten favourite choices were highlighted to WOOHP. Now they'll study this list and probably keep him contained for longer than a day. She started to twirl her pen in her hand while waiting for Jerry when…

BRRRRIIINGG!

Red lights blared inside the WOOHP building. Sam heard the sound of guards yelling and shuffling was heard outside the room she was in. She ran through the building, only to realize the alarms were coming from the Prison Hold.

She skidded to a stop in front of the door to the prison door and gave it a fierce round-house kick. Looking at the chaos all around her she sighed and smacked her forehead. How could she have forgotten? Her emerald eyes were sort of scared of what lengths Scam would do escape from WOOHP.

Running back to the mission room, she dug through her bag and looked for her X-powder. Looking for her pen on the floor, she added the extra choice she'd forgotten about. It was surprising since this was the first way he broke out when he was captured by the spies for the first time.

To be honest, it sounded something like the immature boys in her school would do. She snorted musingly, looks like it doesn't matter if you're a villain or a super spy, you'll always be an immature teenager.

Sam looked back her neat and legible handwriting, wondering what kind of seemingly sane person Scam was. He was a sane person that only killed for killing's sake*. She shook her head at the last sentence in a he's-a-crazy-idiot sort of way and proceeded to call Jerry.

Tim Scam was defiantly not a sane person that liked killing.

11. Giving all the guards wedgies and running out like a free man.

Okay...that was a complete fail at humour. Did you like it?

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