Nicknames:
aesthetic trash = Ann
these memes are made of dreams = Futaba
j ok er. = Akira
vulgar boi = Ryuji
booker hooker = Carine
pink poodle pup = Haru
p-a-s-h-a-n-k-o-j-a-n-k = Makoto
art thot™️ (claimed by Futaba) = Yusuke
I'm always a slut for pancakes = Goro
j ok er. 2: ziodyne boogaloo = Ava
aesthetic trash has added j ok er., j ok er. 2: ziodyne boogaloo, vulgar boi, booker hooker, pink poodle pup, p-a-s-h-a-n-k-o-j-a-n-k, i'm always a slut for pancakes, art thot™️ (claimed by Futaba), these memes are made of dreams to this conversation.
aesthetic trash has renamed this conversation to "Shiny Hunting Buddies uwu"
aesthetic trash: we're at my families house almost like half of this break
aesthetic trash: so i decree that we shall all hunt shinies because it's snowy outside
j ok er.: yes ma'am
p-a-s-h-a-n-k-o-j-a-n-k: I never did get to thank your parents for letting us stay here.
aesthetic trash: oh, it's no problem, really. all i had to say was that we needed to use the second house for a bit
aesthetic trash: plus they're here on business so it's cool
aesthetic trash: they won't be home much,, it is america after all
j ok er. 2: ziodyne boogaloo: i'm gonna get a shiny combee and name BarryBeeBenson after i get my feebas
these dreams are made of memes: do it and i'll give you my shiny alolan exeggutor
j ok er. 2: boogaloo: im only doing this for the walking meme
booker hooker: plz no
j ok er. 2: ziodyne boogaloo: cant stop
these memes are made of dreams: wont stop
booker hooker: goro, you and akira better get her i stg
booker hooker: and Yusuke,,, stop taking it in the ass and get futaba
j ok er. 2: ziodyne boogaloo: DETECTIVE PRINCE CANT STOP ME NOW AHAHAHA
i'm always a slut for pancakes: ava please stop
j ok er. 2: ziodyne boogaloo: im. doing it anyway
i'm always a slut for pancakes: ok
j ok er.: -squints-
aesthetic trash: -eyebrow wiggle-
j ok er.: ann stop encouraging them
aesthetic trash: never ;)
j ok er. 2: ziodyne boogaloo: DISTANT VELOCIRAPTOR SCREECHES
pink poodle pup: wait please stop screeching
art thot™️ (claimed by Futaba): Yes, the screaming from next door is rather unpleasant.
vulgar boi: what the EFF
j ok er. 2: ziodyne boogaloo: fine i'll stop
these memes are made of dreams: why don't u say fucck
booker hooker: he says fuck,,,, just not when you guys are around ;)
these memes are made of dreams: PROOF OR IT DIDN'T HAPPE N
art thot™️ (claimed by Futaba): Futaba, I don't think everybody would like to be subjected to that.
booker hooker: don't have any,, just ask ryuji
booker hooker: aw, look at how red he is!
booker hooker has sent a photo*
j ok er.: damn he's really red holy shit
p-a-s-h-a-n-k-o-j-a-n-k: His face matches my eye color.
these memes are made of dreams: brb breaking into ryujis room
aesthetic trash: he won't be there, futaba,,,
these memes are made of dreams: aw man
these memes are made of dreams: i'm gonna steal his… shampoo..
pink poodle pup: i thought we were shiny hunting ;;
booker hooker: oh shit you're right
j ok er.: ann and i have already started
j ok er. 2: ziodyne boogaloo: Cries In Spanish
j ok er. 2: ziodyne boogaloo: GORO GET YOUR. 33DS OUT RUXHDHSBDNA
vulgar boi: did she just a have a stroke
I'm always a slut for pancakes: I think so.
aesthetic trash: brb i'm laughing too hard
pink poodle pup: makoto i know i'm right next to you but your 3ds cover looks great
p-a-s-h-a-n-k-o-j-a-n-k: why thank you, love
j ok er.: hold on a fucking second
j ok er.: ava, are you in goro's room?
pink poodle pup: you are welcome uw u
j ok er. 2: ziodyne boogaloo: uH? U?m no?
aesthetic trash has sent a photo**
j ok er.: ann no
j ok er.: don't encourage them even more :
j ok er.: goro if you so much as touch her i will shove your dick so far up your own ass that you'll see it at the back of your throat
these memes are made of dreams: lOVVVVVEEE HAS COME TO TOWN
I'm always a slut for pancakes: nothing will happen, don't worry
aesthetic trash: that's so cute
booker hooker: aw, they remind me of us before we were together, ryuji
booker hooker: minus the threats
vulgar boi: same here,
booker hooker: except goro's not as dense as you were lmfao
vulgar boi:
these memes are made of dreams: i'll sleep in the basement so i can see those two being cute together
pink poodle pup: do you sleep though
p-a-s-h-a-n-k-o-j-a-n-k: She does. She slept for almost a week after her...incident, remember?
pink poodle pup: love,, i wasn't there when that happened
p-a-s-h-a-n-k-o-j-a-n-k: Ah, yes. I forgot, my dear.
these memes are made of dreams: can u two stop
vulgar boi: but you and ann did that? what the eff?
these memes are made of dreams: i meant the "my dear" stuff im gonna scream
aesthetic trash: oh no the fuck you don't
j ok er. 2: ziodyne boogaloo: You're Fucking Dead Kiddo: A book by Ann Takamaki
pink poodle pup: i'm putting my phone down i'm laughing so hard
aesthetic trash: don't act like you and yusuke don't do it too
aesthetic trash: "my precious angel"
aesthetic trash: "inari"
aesthetic trash: "you're more precious to me than any art piece"
aesthetic trash: "if you were a game, i'd play you all night"
aesthetic trash: you and yusuke say cheesier shit
aesthetic trash: fi TE M e !
these memes are made of memes: thanks for making me feel bad b/c I'VE NEVER HAD A LOVE LI Fe
aesthetic trash: no wait boo i love u
aesthetic trash: i didn't mean it
these memes are made of dreams: u mEant it ! !
aesthetic trash: i was just trying to make you realize you were being a hypocrite
aesthetic trash: i mean i'm the queen of hypocrites but
aesthetic trash: what you and yusuke do is actually rlly sweet
aesthetic trash: baby come back
aesthetic trash: you can blame it all on meeeeeeee
these memes are made of dreams: ffffffi n e111!1!1!1!1
aesthetic trash: ily! ! 11!
these memes are made of dreams: ily t wo
j ok er.: wtf futaba are you stealing my girl
j ok er.: i'm gonna steal yusuke then :
j ok er. 2: ziodyne boogaloo: How To Steal Akira Kurusu's Girl - A Guide on WikiHow By Futaba Sakura
vulgar boi: brb crying
booker hooker: s aM e
these memes are made are dreams: trying to steal my thot? Ur Fucking Dead Kiddo
pink poodle pup: thIs just in: makoto is dead ;; cri
pink poodle pup: i've never seen makoto laugh this hard is she okay?
aesthetic trash: lmaoooo
j ok er. 2: ziodyne boogaloo: goro is hyperventilating is this okay for his health?
-10 minutes later-
booker hooker: i think i'm done crying from laughing so hard
aesthetic trash: same
j ok er. 2: ziodyne boogaloo: imma hunt with goro now
j ok er. 2: ziodyne boogaloo: imma hunt now (message edited)
vulgar boi: i saw that
j ok er. 2: ziodyne boogaloo: No You Didnt Stop Lying
vulgar boi: akira they're in the same room
Luckily, neither of Ann's parents were home to hear the loud "FUCK" that rang through the large home seconds later.
aesthetic trash: let's start hunting now,,, akira shut up she's sixteen she can make her own choices in who she wants to love
j ok er.: but -
aesthetic trash: i said no.
j ok er. 2: boogaloo: he isnt okay with it anyways. Ann It's Goro Akechi He Isn't Okay
j ok er.: it's not that it's goro
j ok er.: i wouldn't like any guy who tried to date you :
j ok er.: i just don't want you to get hurt, is all
j ok er. 2: ziodyne boogaloo: fiNe ! imma hunt anyways go do the smoochy kissy with ann
j ok er.: gladly ;)
j ok er. 2: ziodyne boogaloo: have fun ;)
p-a-s-h-s-h-a-n-k-o-j-a-n-k: What is everyone hunting for? I'm hunting for Fletchling.
j ok er. 2: ziodyne boogaloo: i'm hunting for feebas
i'm always a slut for pancakes; i'm hunting for magikarp
vulgar boi: ekans
booker hooker: shiny litten uwu
these memes are made of dreams: latios and latias! THEYRE THE LAST TWO I NEED TO COMPLETE MY SHINYDEX
art thot™️ (claimed by Futaba): I'm hunting for smeargle, an unimpressive feat next to the legendaries my dearest is hunting.
aesthetic trash has sent a photo**
aesthetic trash: i'm hunting for skitty, akira's hunting for eevee
aesthetic trash: he's really focused on getting on atm,, he finally stopped kissing me and got to work uwu
pink poodle pup: rockruff
these memes are made of dreams: what method are you guys using? i'm using the sr method with the shiny charm
j ok er. 2: ziodyne boogaloo: me and goro are doing fishing chains with the shiny charm
vulgar boi: i'm just gonna run around until i find it
booker hooker: I'm breeding mine
p-a-s-h-a-n-k-o-j-a-n-k: Same here. I believe Haru is chaining them or something….
pink poodle pup: i am, i'm using a shiny smeargle i hunted and made sure i used the correct moves.
aesthetic trash: Akira's breeding his,, I'm using pokepelago
aesthetic trash has sent a photo***
aesthetic trash: he's so cute when he's focused
aesthetic trash: his hair's all tousled and his tongue is sticking out from focusing
booker hooker: aw,, that's so cute! look at morgana on his shoulder!
these memes are made of dreams: is morgana watching like a creepo
aesthetic trash: yeah, it's super cute.
aesthetic trash: well, off to hunt I go!
- 2 hours later -
By the time someone had found a shiny, the entire house was silent, the occasional giggle or conversation drifting through the house. But, the house had fallen completely silent for the last 30 minutes or so, and as such, everyone jumped sky high when there was an extremely victorious shout of "YES!" from Ann's room.
Immediately, everyone's phone vbrated, and they checked skype.
j ok er. sent a photo****
j ok er.: I FUCKING DID IT
j ok er.: FUCK YEAH
j ok er. 2: ziodyne boogaloo: mA jingle bells just fell off when you screa me d
vulgar boi: wait, goro did you see her balls fall off
vulgar boi: were you turned on a bit
booker hooker: lmfao i'm dying
i'm always a slut for pancakes: she had a necklace of bells around her neck
i'm always a slut for pancakes: i'm not into bells, sorry
p-a-s-h-a-n-k-o-j-a-n-k: He is "into" Ava, though.
j ok er. 2: ziodyne boogaloo: goro just choked on his own spit
aesthetic trash: so you are in the same room
j ok er. 2: ziodyne boogaloo: N uh U H
aesthetic trash: probably in Ava's, I bet uwu
aesthetic trash: you two are lucky he's off right now,, he says he has a surprise for me
vulgar boi: is it his dick
aesthetic trash: wouldn't you like to know?
these memes are made of dreams: carine is choking on ryujis jingle balls ;)
booker hooker: you're damn right i am ;)
pink poodle pup: is that what the kids call "kinky"?
art thot™️ (claimed by Futaba): I believe so, Haru.
pink poodle pup: makoooooto whats a kinky
art thot™️ (claimed by Futaba): I believe she'll show you later, Haru.
pink poodle pup: i didnt ask you gay boy ;)
aesthetic trash: i CAN'T breATH E
art thot™️ (claimed by Futaba): Futaba, translate, please.
these memes are made of dreams: "i can't breathe"
j ok er. 2: ziodyne boogaloo: Futaba Translate™
p-a-s-h-a-n-k-o-j-a-n-k: Oh, my. We'll talk about that later, Haru.
pink poodle pup: okkkkkkayy
aesthetic trash: omg you guys akira just did the sweetest thing
j ok er. 2: ziodyne boogaloo: what did he do :0
aesthetic trash: he evolved his eevee into sylveon
aesthetic trash: and named it after me
j ok er. 2: ziodyne boogaloo: S
booker hooker: aww that's so cute!
these memes are made out of dreams: *****
j ok er.: let's go get lunch, i'm starving
j ok er. 2: ziodyne boogaloo: & oh by the way i'm bringing my 3ds
aesthetic trash: okay, let's go
Lunch marked the end of the first of many shiny hunting days. If they got into this much trouble on the first day, how much more trouble could the group get into in the future?
Time could only tell.
Index:
*The picture shows Ryuji, in a graphic t-shirt and sweatpants, sitting crosslegged on Carine's bed (which has a black and white striped comforter). His face is extremely red, and he looks to be groaning, head in hands
**The picture shows Snoop Dogg holding up a piece of paper with the words "this is the cutest shit i've ever seen" written on it
***Akira is laying on his stomach on Ann's bed - which has a blue and pink comforter. He has a black t-shirt and gray sweatpants on, and Morgana is on his shoulder, tail presumably swishing. Akira looks immensely concentrated on hatching this pokemon.
****It's a shot of his 3ds, with a newly hatched shiny eevee.
*****The roblox death sound in a one hour loop.
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