Mrs. Turner Turns a Trick
Mrs. Turner awoke herself and climbed out of bed yawning. She was alone in the room and decided to check her bedside calendar. Saturday. Without a second thought Mrs. Turner knew exactly what and where her husband and son were up to. Timmy was off on another endeavour with his neighbor and best friend Chloe Carmichael, and her husband was ignoring her again by flying around town on a jet pack in his underwear proclaiming himself to be "Filthy Rich Man". Mrs. Turner hated to admit it but becoming rich was the primary factor which had left her outcasted.
But it did leave her completely free to do something about it, nothing she could be proud of but the only option for her.
She put an ad on the internet reading:
"Lonely, attractive, unsatisfied 40 year old woman seeks younger man to engage in an affair."
That's right an affair, she was dead serious. You can only ignore a person for so long until they start to feel underappreciated. She knew that this was selfish and would break her husbands heart if he found out and perhaps scar Timmy for life, but they were so busy with their own pointless stories, they probably wouldn't even notice.
She had just posted the ad last night and had been eagerly awaiting a response.
Meanwhile, in Dimmsdale in a loft apartment building in the more urban part of town on the 5th floor in apartment #11 lived...
{Edu Nevla: Extremely Pathetic Wanker}
Edu was a 25 year old East Indian man with black hair, a small goatee and wore glasses over his brown eyes. His day-to-day outfit consisted of an orange lightweight Champion T-shirt paired with tight white jeans and beige Skechers.
He really lived up to his unwanted title, he had never been in a relationship his entire life and remained to be the only virgin in his circle of friends. He compensated for this by constantly masturbating, reading nudie magazines and watching all the internet porn he could download.
His roommate and co-worker Knox was still asleep so he decided not to wake him. He then decided to go online and check on some pages when suddenly an ad popped up, and unlike most pop-up ads this one actually had interesting information on it.
It read:
"Meet hot women in Dimmsdale today."
At first glance Edu perceived it to be nothing more than clickbait or some desperate attempt to take his money, but he was bored so he clicked on it anyway much to his surprise it wasn't clickbait, it was in fact a real site. And right at the top of the page he found an ad that read: Lonely, attractive, unsatisfied 40 year old woman seeks younger man to engage in an affair.
Edu was reluctant but remembered that it was the weekend so he didn't have to attend his responsibilities as an IT worker at an advertising agency.
He clicked on the page which proceeded to ask him security questions, most prominently
Are you over 18 years old? (YES)
Are you willing to be in a relationship with a woman who is married? (YES)
Do you promise to treat her with respect (YES)
He clicked on the ad and began typing.
Meanwhile, in the Turner abode Mrs. Turner had just came out of the shower wearing nothing but a white towel draped around her, her brown hair was dripping wet and she quickly gave it a quick blowdry.
After getting herself completely dry she put on her light purple robe.
She came out of the bathroom looking cleansed and rejuvenated and the robe she wore showed off her body in all the right places. She looked at the computer screen and was surprised to see that someone had responded to her ad.
"Wow, a response after only one night? Maybe I'm more in demand than anyone's given me credit for, hmmm...Oh well." She opened up the response which read:
"Dear Mrs. Turner my name is Edu Nevla I am 25 years old and I am very interested in and what you are offering I promise I will respect you and go easy. This'll be my first time so you might have to show me where certain things are."
Mrs. Turner was intrigued by Edu's words, well he didn't sound like the most attractive man in the world she still thought he had shown more interest in her than her husband and son had for the past couple weeks. So she wrote back to him:
"Dear Edu, I love the things that you said about me and I can't wait to meet you. Come as you are and don't worry, no payment is necessary. I'm rich now so I just might pay you! Although please bring protection, I don't think I could hide a pregnancy from my family. Come by my house at 8 o'clock, I guarantee that no one who cares about me will be around;)
She then sent it.
"Ok, my master plan is now in motion. Now to make sure everything is in place." she then rushed to get the supplies for a red, hot, naked affair...
Edu had anticipated that he wouldn't get a reply right away so he did what he did every Saturday morning, sit and watch TV while listening to Nightcore music.
Suddenly he heard an alert from his computer.
"Wow, that was quick." he said half-surprised. He then grabbed the laptop and read the response, when he had finished reading he was sweating bullets and biting his lip in pure anticipation.
"She said yes, I'm gonna get my cherry popped! Huzzah!" he hollered in excitement. He then took out a lubricated condom he got in college and had been collecting dust in his closet ever since. "You're time has finally come."
Knox then walked downstairs wearing a navy T-shirt and vertically striped grey and white boxer shorts.
"Edu, what's with all the racket? Is Stargate Atlantis coming back on TV?" Knox said yawning.
"Even better, I unfortunately can't join you guys at the bar tonight cuz tonight I am getting laid." he said over the moon.
"Really? Congrats man, so who's the lucky lady?" Knox asked.
"A 40 year old MILF looking for an affair."
Knox's eyes widened. "Edu, I never thought I'd say it but I would give anything to be you right now."
"Thanks buddy, after tonight I'll rise to you and the guys ranks."
"I'll believe that when I see proof." Knox said.
"You're on, challenge accepted." Edu said confidently.