Both looked at the two story modern looking blue house in front of them. Both feeling accomplished that they're the ones who bought it with their own money. Hand in hand they walked up the porch steps that obviously needs some working on. He reached into the pocket of his jeans for the keys they were given for the house. "I can't believe we've come this far"she said softly as she practically craned her neck to look at his towering build. "Me neither, I feel old though" he replied smiling down at his wife, he liked the fact that she was finally his alone and forever. "Oh my gosh,how could you be goofy at a time like this" she rasped with uncontrollable giggles which sounded like a sweet melody to his ears,sounds corny, he knows ,but it's true. "Let's do this together"he said softly as he wrapped her hand around the one that has the key in it."Would you open the door already?" She whined like a little kid who wanted candy. "Close that trap of yours Chip" he retorted as they unlocked their front door together. "I swear if you call me that again I'm gonna divorce your sissy arse" she snapped with a snarky voice. "That's not possible sweetheart,I'm like a magnet and your the metal because you can't help but feel attracted to me" he said as leaned down to kiss her cheek. "Shut up" was her witty comeback as she helplessly blushed. In return he just gave her a wolf-ish smirk which was so darn hot to her. They stepped into the already furnished house together,both looked around in awe. They still can't believe the fact that they actually bought this amazing house. "Holy shit! This place is fucking awesome" he said as he looked around the living room. "That'd be two dollars Mister-I-swear-a-lot"she said as she stuck her hand out." What the fuck? I don't see any swear jars around"he said with a mischievous smirk that'll put Lokie's to shame. "Three dollars"she said.
"Fucking unfair-"
"Five"
"Shit Al-"
"Six"
"Damnit Al-"
"Hell with this shit-"
"Seven"
"Fine" he grumbled as he took out seven bucks out his wallet. "Thank you"she said as she shoved it in her jeans pocket,like she's gonna put that in the swear jar." Fucking lame"he mumbled to himself. "What was that?"she asked sternly as they both sat on the love seat."Nothing"he squeaked."HMPH, thought so"she smirked.
"Sooo, you wanna make out?"he asked."Are you really 22 or are you just some hormonal 16 year old?" She asked looking at him with a scrunched up face. "Only for you babe"he purred. "Don't call me that asswipe" she cussed.
"Swear-"
"Don't even try Austin"
"But you said asswipe Ally"
"That'll be one dollar"
"But-"
"'But' nothing Austin you cursed"
"Ugh"he grunted as he gave the one dollar to the devious looking Ally.