The Barbie
by
The X-Filer
'Smiles'
"You think WHAT?!"
'Smiles'
"You think my hair is too black?!"
'Smiles'
"Blonde?! You want me to go blonde?!"
'Smiles'
"But half the agents upstairs are blonde"
'Smiles'
"No way, I heard Assistant Director Skinner likes blondes"
'Smiles'
"Excuse me! What do you mean by that?"
'Smiles'
"Carefully Blondie unless you want to be in the new bald edition"
'Smiles'
"Oh you do, do you? Well I'll like to see that"
'Smiles'
"You want a piece of me? Come and get it!"
'Smiles'
"Yeah I thought so, not so tough with that fake smile
'Smiles'
"Yeah you heard me... fake!'
'Smiles'
"I do not like Agent Scully!"
'Smiles'
"I do not stare at her in any way"
'Smiles'
"Oh yeah, well how about you and that Ken fellow... Huh?"
'Smiles'
"Oh I don't know, you two were looking pretty cosy last week in the Barbie mobile. Does he know about all your kids?"
'Smiles'
"Don't lie to me, I know you got them, I seen them hanging on the shelves'
'Smiles'
"Yeah, yeah whatever you reckon, I have my proof"
'Smiles'
"I won't sell the images if we can come to a fair agreement"
'Smiles'
"Ok I'll give you the photos of you and Ken if you do one thing..."
'Smiles'
(Sometime later)
"Mulder, I just heard the strangest thing"
"Oh yeah Scully what was that?"
"I just heard there was a Barbie doll in the water cooler down the hall; you know the one that you always open"
"I don't open it I tell you, it was the bubble!"
"Anyways apparently it looks like good old Barbie had a fight with the water cooler"
"What makes you say that?"
"Because her head was found jammed in the tap, while the body was floating at the top"
'I'd like to see you open your tap now, Mr Cooler'
"Mulder?"
"Hmm, what's the cause of death?"
"Mulder you wouldn't have anything to do with this would you?"
"Me? Scully really you know me better than that"
"Oh? Because I heard that some of agents seen you at the cooler talking to the Barbie, why did you have a barbie?"
"Hmm"
"Mulder?"
"Yes Scully?"
"Never mind, Skinners waiting"
"Ok I'll be right up... Hey Scully"
"Yes Mulder?"
"What do you think of agent Fox Mulder... Blonde?!"
"I try not to think when it comes to you..."
'Hmm, now barbie's out of the way, I wonder how much money I'll get for the photos?'
A/n
Don't even ask! LOL
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