it hed been a munth sinse miek and peabooteh kissded in the cafe
it wuz lie k oh no! peabooth was becumming vry sad ovr teh days. becaz he hed no virgin et tea. peabod did tings wit his dick but it didont bring bek his virginess. he did cowntless exspermamants, but dey all fayled!11 1 dey in the lab, he got fed up!1! he did sumthing secksy and miek faintined and drowned wit bloosh.
whilst meek was passded out, peabuddeh ty burreledd him up in sum rope and brawt him on a areoplane and tuk him 2 da fjungle. he fingered than perharps his virgins and tae would be there. he was gon be the nevet indan jonas brother!11
soddenlie, mieakl sloos woke the fuck up. "oh my fuck peabooty111! where are we?!"!?1'""" he asked with horrer
peabooble who wuz flying teh plane, turned around. "mike! u cant talk, u haz ballgag in ur mowth!11"
"oh yeah" sed mike, and den a ballggag apepared "lol how cud i forgot?"
peabreast stopped dah plane, and it crashed into a rivar far below, but it was okay, cuz the plane landed on a crocodile and its guts maid a cooshiony landing 4 the plane. "oh my" gasped penisbody. clamly, he wiped the guts frum windsheeld. miek wriggled free! and fell on the floor like a swimmer boy. c00kie fangirled. meak squirmed like a slippery dick across dah floor of plane, and exitied into the rivver. he started to swim in feer like a cockadile, and so they did knot eat him.
peadicky thought da ejection button of redness sayd erection, so he pounded it 100021 times and he flew i nthe air. he landed on mike and it was rlly romantic and steamy mm yes
but then it was bad! because he messdd upmieks swimming and den the cockadiles wanted to kill dem1
peabooble phlew in the air, hoping on the crocks heads and shit. he karried miek 2 saftey on da shore. "OMG, I SAVED YOU!11!" he licked his face and made licky nosies and creepy shiet and den winked
"u know how i losted my virginitie?" he sed, calmign the fuck down
miek blooshed "ye, to a french p00dle, u told me.."
peabutt plushed "ya well.. can i borrow urs?"
meekS EYES WIDENED "UMMM WHAT FOR-" butt it was too late
"im gunno burrow ur virginity babe"
"Babe?!"?!"1"
"YES BABE" peabs did some creepy shit and stole miEKs cloothing!1111 he licked him and thew himself on him and dey slowly slipped back into the water and in 1 minute the water began 2 boil
the cockadiles fled away frum the awkwurdness. "o. a. o. a."
"?!"
"im seying the vowles, miek."
"um ok.."
"im gunna fuk u"
"nO- ok"
so den sex and
at the end of teh dey, mieko got preggoS sumhow, and mike got his virginintY!111
den mieKS mom came alung. "omg" she sed!11 "YOU ARE FOURTEEN AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT DOG I CAN'T- THIS IS WHY YOU'RE NOT GETTING THAT ST00PID BEGAL!11!1/"
mike stopped and cazually pooshed bodypea under the water and poped oop his hed. "ohhimom" he sed, and quickly maed cloothing out of sum sea-marijuana
he soddenly felt rlly alone and cried a teer. peaboob sank into hell, and miek came out of teh water.
"we're gowing home this inSTANT" she said, but it was 2 l8
silly came bursting throug hthe junkable leeves, and swiped miek off his feet from a vine, and did it repeatatly cuz it wuz a vine!
"ey bae" she said, and lawnched him in2 the sky. miek flieded onto the m00n, and became the dreemwurks boy guy who is always fishing
"wh silly u cant leav me here!11"
she shruged from teh erth. "u woodnt ansewr my faectimes"
miek faceplumed. "sily i sWe ar"
silly wiggles her fingers evily, becuz she oosed dem to tipe dis story. "SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" she tucked him tint oa random bed and bough him matURNaty cluths, and bbby stuff. "u will be neding deese."
meek bloshes cux he fukked doge "o thx"
"NO PROB BAE" she vnaished into the stars, all whimsiclEE!
the end... or WAS IT THE END?!