This is a love story about something very disgusting and pretty fucking gay.
It all started in a swampland about 30 miles away from Soviet Russia during the period of World War II. An area that wasn't riddled with communist control and the fear of getting fucked in the butt by a commie. A peaceful area where Ogres would live out their miserable lives with nothing but grass to eat. They sometimes ate the ass of their own kind just to fill their tummies with mass and nutrients. They even made out with each other so they could reproduce. They didn't fuckle, mor shuckle. They just kissed, and then BAM BAM BLAM, THEY BARFED A FUCKING BABY OUT OF THEIR FUCKING MOUTHS ;))))))))))))))))))) This was a normal, average life for all of the ogres. Except for one Ogre. His name was Shrek, and he was pretty fucking gay. He craved the scent of a fiery cock in his ass every single day. His ambition was strong when it came to getting a big ol dickle in his ass. He also wanted some lickie bum bum from a beautiful guy with red spiky hair. But what are the fucking odds of that. One in a million, you fucking idiot faced nigger bitch. The Ogre grew depressed, very depressed. He knew he would never find a big old fire cock so he's just gonna hang himself so he can find one in the tied his noose made of sausage links and climbed on the chair and said,"Farewell, cruel world with no fire cock."
At the same time, someone else was craving the sweet embrace of death in the swamps of commie land thanks to the findings of no lover. His name was Axel. A hottie with a body who happened to crave the ass of a gay bear ogre. He was wandering through the forest of ogre street and he found a house to shoot himself in. He broke the window and crawled in and pulled out his shotgun. And then…
"OII LADDIE WHATCHA DOIN WITH THAT BIG COCK SHOTGUN KURT COBAIN ASS MADE OF CHOCOLATE CUMMIE BUMMIE SUMMIE?" Said Shrek in a horny tone. "I wanna die because I'll never find some dick from an ogre. One that will fuck me in my innocent brimmy bingus. Why are you hanging yourself with sausage links?" Said Axel in a shy tone."I wanna die because I'll never find a big ol fire cock. That's all I crave in an everyday life. A daily dose of cock. Say, can you make me a fire cock, laddie?" Axel then screamed,"FUCK YEAH NIGGER WASTE." They start making out. And then Shreks ogre cock rips through Axel's ass and they both let out big moans of pleasure."DAMN SHREK. That's some weak dick game. Lemme show ya something pretty." Axel then whips out his fire cock made of fire, fire and we can't forget about fire. He pierces Shrek's ass and then Shrek dies instantly. Axel cries for his loss and pulls a Kurt Cobain.
The End
Not
They fuck in heaven
The true ending
Not
No fucking allowed in Heaven
They both go to hell and they die again in hell and then they're both sent to the void
THE END