"I've always wondered Sakura… is it selfish to want to die before your friends?"
"Well, that's an incredibly deep thought for you, Ino." The pink haired kunoichi mocked with a grin. "It appears that alcohol has already made its way straight to your head."
"Hey, I'm only on my second bottle. Don't expect me to get completely wasted just yet."
"Now was I implying that? Another bottle here, please!"
Ino chuckled, taking another mouthful of sake. "Looks like you not only gained your strength from the Hokage, but your drinking habits also."
"Well, aren't we jealous?"
"Of your alcohol problem? Never."
"No, the fact that I'm able to hold my liquor."
"Is that a challenge, Forehead?"
"It may be…"
A series of nauseatingly loud, noises emitted from the Women's bathroom, catching the attention of those unlucky enough to be seated in the near vicinity.
"I'm impressed, Ino." Sakura slurred averting her gaze, as she held back her friend's long blonde hair. "Who knew y'could drink so much?"
"'kay," The girl replied, her tone also marred by alcohol. "I'm done."
"Good, 'cause someone's gonna have to hold back my hair, too."
Not many people tend to read one-shots like these, but why should that stop me from writing them?! For the most part inspired by my best friend (and favorite FanFic author).
-BannedFromHeaven