Tugger No 5, a cats fanfic

Rated 'TR' for Tugger's Randomness. haha jk

I honestly don't know what made me write this, but i did. So i give you Tugger No. 5! Enjoy! Please R&R!

It was a normal day in the Jellicle Junkyard. Munkustrap had just entered the main clearing after patrolling the border, and everything was normal. Jennyanydots and Jellylorum are sitting in the hood of TSE 1, knitting and chatting away, occasionally raising their voices to scold anyone who's acting up. Alonzo is outrageously flirting with Cassandra, who in turn was flirting back. Misto is entertaining the younger cats with simple card tricks. Exotica, Admetus and Plato enter the clearing, but as usual, no one notices them. Meanwhile Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer are huddle of to the far corner, planning their next heist.

The Rum Tum Tugger appears form literally nowhere and calls out:

Ladies and gentle cats, this is Tugger No. 5!

Suddenly music starts playing in the clearing.

"Misto, turn off the music! And stop encouraging him!" Munkustrap yells.

"IT'S NOT ME!" Misto yells back. The Tugger starts singing:

One, two, three, four, five
Everyone's in the yard, so come on
Let's walk to the pet-store, around the corner
The toms say they want some nip and juice
But I really don't wanna
nip bust like I had last week
I must stay cheap
because talk is steep
I like Bomba, Demeter, Cassandra and Teazer.
And as I continue you know
They're getting sweeter
So what can I do I really beg you Old D.
To me is flirting it's just like fork, anything high
It's all good let me dump it
Please set in the cat nip

A little bit of Exotica in my life
A little bit of Etcetera by my side
A little bit of Electra is all I need
A little bit of Teazer is what I see
A little bit of Cassandra in the sun
A little bit of Bomba all night long
A little bit of Jemima here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

Everyone stares at the Tugger as he started shaking his booty and getting down in the middle of the clearing. Exotica's mouth was hanging open, because Tugger had actually remembered her. Etcetera was so insanely happy that she fainted. Jemima and Electra started blushing, while Rumpleteazer giggled at them. Cassandra only looked amused, and Bombalurina was furious that the Tugger had used her nickname.

Tugger No. 5!

Jump up and down and move it all around
Shake your head to the sound
Put your paw on the ground
Take one step left
And one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap your paw once
And clap your paws twice
And if it looks like this
Then you are doing right

The Rum Tum Tugger continues dancing, but adds occasional pelvic thrusts into the mix.

Tugger No. 5!

The Rum Tum Tugger points to empty air and sings.

I do all
To fall in love with a queen like you
You can't run and you can't hide
You and me gonna touch the sky

The Rum Tum Tugger then started to dance the tango by himself. After ten minutes of his single tango dancing, the Tugger stops and leaves.

"He has finally lost it." Munkustrap said.

"I'll go get the straight jacket."

The song is based of of Mambo No. 5, but obviously I changed a few lyrics. Please tell me what you think of it!