Hey everyone! This is my first fan fiction so please be nice! I hope you guys like it, and I'm warning you now, the first few chapters are mostly fluff. Also, this story will be filled with dirty jokes, because that's just the type of person I am. Enjoy!

Oh, and no matter how hard I wish, I do not own any Twilight or Harry Potter characters.

Chapter 1: Surprise!

(Nessie's POV)

I woke up feeling the sun brush across my face. I drowsily sat up and saw Jake lying under me. I smiled, watching as his muscular chest rose up and down in time with his heavy snoring.

How the hell do I sleep through that every night? I mused, listening to the thunder of his breathing. But I know why, he's my other half, my soul mate, my imprint. WE were made for each other and we will never be apart.

I smiled at him again and all of a sudden Jake woke up as if he could read my thoughts.

"Baby," Jake chuckled as he reached out to hold me, "You're lying on top of me. I kinda can read your thoughts."

My puzzled expression made him laugh even harder as he gestured down to where my hand was resting on his chest.

"Oops, guess I was transmitting my thoughts, again," I said, a little embarrassed. "I have to get better at controlling that."

"It's okay Ness," Jake smiled. "But why are you awake so early anyway? You tired me out last night. Come on and get back in…." Jake got this weird look on his face and then he sat up so quickly that he knocked me onto the soft…..grass?

"What the hell!?! Why is there grass in our bedroom?" I almost screamed, thinking that my Uncle Emmett had decided to pill a prank on us….again! Sometimes being the only ones in the house who need to sleep sucks big time!

"I swear, I'm gonna rip Uncle Emmett into little bits!" I ranted. "And when he pulls himself back together, I'll…."

My mad tirade was suddenly cut short when a warm, brown hand found its way over my mouth. I shot Jake my evil glare, but he just gave me his "Not gonna work" look on me. When it was clear that Jake wasn't gonna move his hand, I did the only thing that I could.

"Damn Ness!" Jake shouted, cradling his hand. "Why'd you have to bite so hard! I wasn't gonna keep you from talking forever, just until you remembered what happened last night!"

"Last night?" I asked, not even feeling slightly guilty about his hand, it would heal. "Last night was great Jake, but I don't see how it affects Uncle Emmett screwing around with our room!"Jake gave me one of those really? looks.

"Ness," He said with exaggerated patience. "Emmett didn't mess with our room. Well no, he might have, knowing him he probably did, but he didn't do this. Look around. Where are we?"

"Well, JACOB (I only call him Jacob when I'm mad), obviously we are…..not in our room." My superior tone died down a bit as I realized where we were.

When I looked around again, I realized that we were in our meadow. We were in the meadow that my parents loved, where Momma saw Jake for the first time, where I learned everything about imprints, and where I got engaged. We were in the meadow that Jake and I go to for each of our anniversaries.

"Shit," I said as I pieced everything together, ignoring the smug look on Jake's face. "We never made it back last night, did we?" The smug look was quickly replaced by fear.

"Damn it!" Jake said. "Edward's gonna think I raped you!"

That made me giggle. Jake is terrified of my father and uncles. He always thinks that they hate him, but I knew the truth. They only slightly dislike him, and I think that's because of the whole vampire/werewolf grudge match thing.

"Jake," I said, still giggling slightly. "You can't rape the willing, and I was definitely willing. Consensual sex with your wife does not count as rape."

He gave me such solemn look that my giggling fit grew worse.

"Think about your dad," Jake said. "All Edward's gonna see is that he left his little girl alone with the Big Bad Wolf and they never came home. So my guess is he's thinking either I kidnapped you or raped you, and since Emmett and Rose are back from Europe, I'm gonna say that his mind is gonna swing towards rape."

I sighed, Jake was right. It didn't matter that he and I have been married for three years, I was still the little princess of the house, and no one could imagine me growing up, even if I was done growing. Like Jake, I looked to be about 25. My snow white skin was flawless, and my cheeks were always rosy red. My long bronze ringlets cascaded down to the small of my back. I liked to keep my chocolate eyes outlined with smoky shadow and I never leave the house without, at least, three-inch heels on. I'm only 5'2" and I hate being the shortest in the family (besides Aunt Alice), especially when my husband is 6'7".

Thoughts of my husband snapped my out of my mind's ramblings and I stared into his perfect eyes.

I hate to admit it, but you're right." I muttered as Jake shot me a victorious grin that quickly disappeared when he remembered what he won. "Let's go back before they do something stupid."

"To late then," Jake snorted. "Remember, Emmett's home."

So my husband and I left our meadow, not knowing that it would be a long time before either of us saw it again.

Okay, that's it! Hope everyone likes it, and if you don't please tell me why so I can improve it! I'm switching off chapters, so the next one will be in Harry's POV.

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