Rumors fly around GeoCity about an assassin, where the savior of Minecraftia and his best friends live. Sky, the Butter God, hero to the world, and husband to Dawn.

The leader of Sky Army was out walking the streets near the outskirts of town, humming as he ate some pork. As he neared the edge of GeoCity, a hand suddenly clenched the back of his gray and black shirt.

Sky let out a choked gasp as the hand whirled him around. Sky's golden eyes widened as he noticed a man with ragged clothing, dusty brown hair, and fear in his gaze. "Sky, savior of Minecraftia, you must help me! Please!" He begged.

Sky gently pried the man's hands off of him. "Alright, I'll help you. How about we go back to Sky Army's HQ to learn more about it?"

The man nodded frantically. "The assassin will burn all villages…"

Confused and worried at his words, Sky led him through the city back to his headquarters.

…

Everyone had already assembled in the conference room when Sky walked in. Dawn, Sky's wife, dashed to him.

"Adam, what's going on?" She asked nervously, her blue and green eyes looking around. Dawn was the only one allowed to call him Adam, as that was his true name.

Gathered around the room was Team Crafted; Deadlox, HuskyMudkipz, Jerome, BajanCanadian, TrueMU, Setosorcerer, and Ssundee.

Others, like Bodil, Bashur, and CaptainSparklez, assisted Sky on his quests every once in a while.

Sky turned to his wife and kissed her on the cheek. "I don't know, Dawn. I honestly don't know."

The Butter God turned to his teammates. "Everyone, this man here says we've got an assassin problem."

The man nodded, his hands trembling as he gulped. "I've witnessed it with my own eyes. The assassin comes at night and attacks villages! The Minecrafter has joined with a few mobs and helps the zombies break down doors to kill the villagers!"

Deadlox raised his hand, red eyes glowing behind his bangs. "Wait, how do you know this stuff? Have you actually seen it? And where are my headphones?!"

Mitch whistled as he closed his eyes, humming the tune of 'Fallen Kingdom' on Deadlox's headphones.

The man nodded. "This assassin is ruthless. This person has actually befriended zombies, ghasts, zombie pigmen, and Endermen. Everything else, though, she will slaughter."

Deadlox, in the meantime, had tackled Mitch to get his headphones back. TrueMU raised his hand. "Wait, what?! You just said 'she'!"

The man cast his gray eyes around the room. "Indeed I did. This assassin is actually a girl."

…

Sky had dismissed the man from the building while the conference room exploded.

"Sky, what are we going to do?" Dawn asked.

"Gimme those headphones!" Deadlox yelled, wrestling with Mitch. Jerome helped his best friend in getting the green and black pieces of equipment.

"I've got ya, biggums!" Jerome grabbed Mitch's shoulder. The furry covered animal shouted, "In Benja we trust!"

"For Bacca we must!" Mitch yelled back as he tackled Deadlox.

Seto had sighed and threw an invisibility potion on himself, wondering how his teammates actually got anything done.

TrueMU hovered above Sky with his jetpack, shaking his head sadly.

Husky just sank lower in his water filled seat (with glass surrounding it) and blew bubbles.

Ssundee put away his cake as he bit off a piece of it.

A vein appeared in Sky's forehead as he watched Team Crafted. Finally sick of it, he yelled, "BY NOTCH, SHUT UP!"

Everyone froze as Sky stormed over and snatched the headphones, handing them to Deadlox.

Sky turned to his team and barked out orders, using their true names and watching as each of them winced. "Ty, go with Jason to check for weapons! Quentin, go see if we have enough TNT! Jeremy, Mitch, go scout in the woods to see if you could get a glimpse of the assassin! She only comes out at night, and I expect some answers! Ian and Seto, go and see if we have enough potions in Seto's house!"

Scared out of their wits, Team Crafted scrambled to their feet and raced off into the HQ, heading to their designated areas. Sky groaned and sank into his butter colored chair, sighing as Dawn kissed him on the cheek. "It'll be fine, Adam." She soothed. "We'll catch her, don't you worry."

"I hope so, Dawny. I hope so."

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AN: New story, new archive! I wanna see if I can do this.

Can you make my day and review, please? :D? I would love to know if people actually like this.

Ideas, people. Ideas. This is just the prologue, mind you.

Sorry to people with OCs, but I already have the entire plot planned out. And this isn't an OCxMitch fic. :P

(I do love my Mitch, though.)

She'll just be best friends with all of them. No romances for my assassin!

Hope everyone enjoys this story!