Chapter 1 - An Outdated World
I remember removing this story because I was getting a bit to cancer for even my tastes, don't worry. The palindrome and ragey shit will not be put and this story will follow through as intended :)
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Pairings are as follows: Naruto x !Transgendered Sasuke x Sakura x Mirajane x Erza x Ultear x !Genderbent Trump … *every girl here*
Yaoi/Yuri lemon warning!
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Come one, come all; this shall be the greatest story to be told through time. This is a story about neglect, the first-born son of a man, who was so ugly, that everyone died.
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A long, long, long, long… 'long' x 1,000,000,000 …long, long, time ago, roughly about 18 years, 3 months, and 28 days. There was a village, by the name of KoH-No-HAH! No, not Koh-NO-hah, but KoH-No-HAH. Exactly! The leader, the master, the almighty Hokage, Minato Namikaze, who was known as the Mustard Flash, was in a death battle with the Nine-Tailed Fox, the ferocious Kyuubi No Yoko.
To the side, unknowingly to the Nine-Tails, there were two children, both with the colour of piss as their hair. Similarly, they had whisker marks on their faces, as if mirroring the fox's image.
The great fox, whom had just awoken from an unwilling hypnosis, frantically ran at his opponent, not attacking at all, as if trying to speak.
"PLEASE, HUMAN! YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME!"
The resounding rumble of the demon echoed across the landscape, stunning his cerulean-orbed opponent, eliciting a gasp of GREAT shock.
Snapping out of his daze, the great Mustard Flash's face contorted, his teeth gritting with great force.
"YOU WANNABE FURRY, WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING THE VILLAGE-"
"PLEASE, SEAL ME, I BEG OF YOU!"
The unwarranted interruption caused a great myriad of shocked gasps to sound across the forest, as if thousands were listening.
"What?!" His confusion was apparent, the fox's motives surprised him, as there were no words to describe his current predicament.
Immediately, the fox curled into a fetus position, his cries barely audible passed the feared whimpers.
"…Okay then. DEATH DEMON CONSUMING SEAL!" Almost immediately, the second ugliest of all motherfuckers materialized into existence. It forced the entire being of the fox into the children, but magically splitting the chakra into the girl, and the fox's consciousness into the boy.
"NOOOOOoooooo~~" An almost silent scream could be heard on the wind's breath. The fox's final words unheard to all but the Hoe-Kah-GAY.
About 252,288,000 seconds later…
A little boy, no older than 96 months, sat by himself beside the river. Loneliness was something common in his life, there were simply no companionship, not even from those that birthed him.
Of course, despite his life, his oh-so-horrible life, one where his sister had all the affection from his parents; he knew someday, it will get better. It wasn't that he knew someone would come and be the saviour, but it was that…he had hope.
"Hey Ugly Douche Face!"
The boy simply turned towards the voice, one he recognized. To his acceptance, he saw the judgemental face of the raven-onyx-licorice-lead-haired boy, Uchiha Sausage. It wasn't that he disliked him, but he actually hated him, with a passion. The raised fists of the charging boy could only mean one, and only one thing. Pain. Suffering.
It was amazing, just how the human body could adapt to pain, but never to stand against its cause.
His eyes began to water, and his lips tightened together to silence his own whimpers. A constant barrage of fists and sandals bombarded every inch of the piss-haired boy's form. Bruises formed all over his body, purple, disgusting marks that will be visible for all to see. Only the obvious marks, despite being revealed, will never be relevant.
The ten minutes of physical torture seemed to last an eternity. The cerulean-teal-orbed boy could only stare at the retreating form of his aggressor. Despite the blood running down his forehead, he could make out the black sweatpants, jacket, collar, earrings, black lipstick, evanescence T-shirt, eyeliner, the fucked up lollipop symbol, and assorted accessories that adorned his attacker.
Oh, how he wished that could have been him.
Hope.
It was something he will always hold on to, no matter how much hatred burned inside.
For soon, he shall become a legend of his own making…Narutoe Senju Uchiha Namikaze Uzumaki, the crush blusher of women, the hater of all that is noodley, the protector of all that is horrendous and appalling, and most of all…
The Fairy Sage Guardian, of Tail Fairy.
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Chapter 1 Done! Next Chapter: A Bought-from-Craigslist Beginning!
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