The Paradox (A Sonic Generations Parody)

by HTKWolfe

What if there was a way you could go back in time to experience it all over again? What if there was a way you could meet and interact with yourself from twenty years ago? What if a new monster was the cause of all this and it was tearing away at the space/time continuum that kept your world together? And what if because of all this a Paradox occurred? Based on the YouTube Videos.

1. Paradox Prelude

Makers of The Paradox:

Fat Friar Funk

Model40248

Jegaomega

TheMapleSyrupShow

These geniuses of stupidity have given me the permission, and the pleasure of turning one of the most outrageous parodies of Sonic history into literature for enjoyment. All credit goes to these psychos so check them out on YouTube if you wanna thank them! Now without further ado, I give you The Paradox!

The Paradox

Act One: "Double Trouble"

Prelude

Twenty years ago…in the past

Sonic the hedgehog ran through the luscious green slopes of the Green Hill Zone, being the lovable little prick we all know he is.

"Okay, time to go through Green Hill Zone Act 1," he said to himself as he ran. "Because I'm Number One, not that stupid Baldy McNosehair Face!"

He popped a few robotic fish, and collected rings as he continued, "Speaking of which, I hear he's up to no good again. Well, not if I have something to say about it!"

Sonic curled into a ball as he went through tunnels, and popped a few more fish, "If he's gonna go fucking around with nature he's gonna have to go through me first! He's already trapped all these poor innocent animals, and I can't take any more of it. So what should I do? I think I should stop him!"

In a move that defies every law of physics we know Sonic dashes upside-down across a cave ceiling, and uses two springs to speed him on his way, "Ya hear that Robuttnik?! If you're thinking about building another Chemical Plant you can think again, cuz Sonic the Hedgehog is hot on your trail! Now, where's that stupid sign of his so I can flip it?"

Sonic dashed through two loops, grabbing a trail of rings in each. Then he fell onto a spring which launched him high into the air to land on a swinging platform. He jumped off the platform, showoff of a daredevil that he is, and hit another spring which put him on a high running platform. Through loops, corkscrews, springs, and Badniks he ran at the speed of sound through the checkered green hills, almost a hundred rings stored in his quills by this point.

"Ha-ha!" Sonic cheered as he spun the sign from Robotnik's face to his own, "In your face Robuttnik! That'll show him who's boOOOOOSSSSS!"

Sonic was forced to skid to a stop as the ground shook beneath him. He quickly looked around him for the source of the disturbance.

"Well he's mad… Guess that's my cue to split!" Sonic took off running again, failing to notice the purple circle of energy hanging in the sky.

Through the portal a monster crawled its way free. It looked almost completely made of darkness, save for the glowing blue light in its face that outlined its eyes, and sharp teeth. Blackness rolled off its form at it struggled free, showing large gears of the same color sprouting from its back. It hovered in front of the portal as it watched the small blue form cutting through the grass.

"Hello, I see you down there," it called in a high voice as it gathered purple energy in its hands. It shot its arms out to either side of it, sending the energy all over Green Hill Zone.

Sonic stopped, seeing the monster for the first time, "Huh? Who are you? And what are you doing?!"

A wave of white light seemed to wash over the entire zone, and Sonic had to shield his eyes. "Ah! Too white! Too white! AH! AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

To be continued...

Next chapter: A Party for the Generations