A series of short scenes borrowed from other works and edited to fit Sherlock's universe. Each can be seen as stand alone. These shorts are meant to be seen as humorous and are not meant to offend.
I apologise now for this being short and am a little unsure if this format is against the rules.
Addams Family
Mycroft :"Sherlock's at that very special age when a boy has only one thing on his mind."
Donovan "Boys?"
Sherlock: "Homicide."
Glee
John: "So is that a men scarf?"
Sherlock: "Fashion has no gender."
Sweet Home Alabama
John "I'm sorry Mary, the truth is... I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart... and I never really got it back"
Harry potter and the chamber of secrets
Sherlock: "Why are you wearing glasses?"
Anderson: "Oh, uh... reading."
Sherlock: "Reading? I didn't know you could read."
Hot Fuzz
John: "Angelo, what's your wine selection?"
Angelo: "Oh, we've got red... and, er... white?"
John: "I'll have a pint of lager, please."
Hot Fuzz (again)
Sherlock: "I just want to be... good at what I do."
John: "You are good at what you do, you just need to switch off that big ol' melon of yours."
Sherlock: "That's just it John, I don't think I know how."
John: "I can show you."
Impromptu make out session ensues