Rating: T
Pairing: Death the kid/ Crona
10 Things Kid should never do
"Kid wait." The door slammed behind Kid as he storm from the room for the third time today ranting about the asymmetry of his bedroom's candles. Crona sighed deeply. Even after being with Kid for three years he could still be hard to handle sometimes. Crona pulled an older piece of paper from his desk and grabbed a pen looking over his list. He'd been keeping this list since they first started dating and, tapping the pen against his tongue, he started to fill the latest lines.
Things Kid should never do
Sing karaoke music (especially at 3 in the morning. I didn't appreciate waking up to 'Good Morning Baltimore' before the sun comes up)
Wear polka dots (I shivered remembering the last time you did that)
Try to cut my hair while I'm sleeping (I like my bangs asymmetrical)
Try to get me to watch horror movies (THEY'RE SCARY! I don't know how to deal with them)
Leave me alone with Liz and Patty for more than 30 minutes (last time they braided my hair and the black nail polish didn't come off for a week)
Spend more than 10 minutes talking about symmetry (you're record: 4 Hours.)
Spend more than 10 minutes talk continuously about anything
Dance (Just…no…)
Bake. (It's best if you just stay away from the oven period. My eyebrows are still growing back)
Read Liz's magazines (I'd rather not hear about '2013's Hottest Red Carpet Dresses' ever again)
Crona squeaked as the list was yanked off of the desk in front of him. He prayed Liz was behind him but the familiar "Hm…" he heard dashed his hopes.
"I don't agree with number 1 but other than that these seem valid." Kid said rubbing his chin. Crona blinked as he placed the paper gently back onto the desk and left the room.
-(Line Breaker!)-
Crona sighed closing the front door behind him. He set the grocery bags down sighing in relief as he rubbed his shoulders. Putting away the groceries Crona noticed a note taped exactly in the center of the fridge. He pulled off the note scanning the title.
Things Crona should never do
Crona looked under the title finding nothing before flipping the paper over to find in large bold print.
YOU'RE PERFECT JUST THE WAY YOU ARE. DON'T CHANGE A THING.
Crona looked over the page again his face flushing with embarrassment as the sound of the door closing behind him caught his attention.
"I'm home." Kid called setting down his bag along with a tan box in the center of the table. He turned to see a blushing Crona shaking like a leaf. "Hello…?" he blinked before noticing the paper in his hands. He smiled leaning slightly against the fridge and watched Crona waiting for a reaction. Crona looked down to the floor before locking eyes with Kid and leaning in to place a chaste kiss on his cheek.
"Thank you." He blushed harder as a smile broke out on Kid's face.
"You're welcome. Oh and I almost forgot." Kid moved to the tan box opening it to pull out a player of some kind.
"What is that?" Kid smirked plugging in the machine to the television and picking up the microphone it came with.
"A karaoke machine." Crona blinked as Kid began picked his song before moving to his desk. He plopped into the seat rubbing his slender arm. Pulled out another piece of paper, he scribbling on the title.
Things Crona should do
He turned flinching as Kid began loudly singing off pitch to 'American Woman' and with a sigh Crona turned back to the page to write his only thought.
Things Crona should do
Keep his mouth shut sometimes.
Crona stood to search for his earplugs. He'd need them for 'Highway to Hell'.
don't know where this came from but it's done! hope you enjoyed. Please review it makes me happy :)