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A/N – My sister was reading this quote from some fanfic or another, no clue which one, or I'd credit the author for said inspiration, so here it is, Merlin dancing the Hula.
"….When Parkinson marries a Muggle." Ron said, continuing the game he and Harry were playing. While Hermione thought it was stupid, the boys apparently thought that saying various impossibilities in the form of a denial was funny. So far they had Pansy marrying a Muggle, Voldemort snuggling a teddy bear, Dumbledore taking the Ministry by force, Umbridge being a kind person, and Draco dancing ballet in a tutu while declaring his love for lemon drops and Hermione on the list. "Your turn mate."
Thinking Harry said, "Okay, um… when Merlin rises from the grave and dances the Hula."
There was a sudden bang, and the three friends found themselves staring at who they recognized from portraits as Merlin, greatest sorcerer in history, standing before them in the middle of the Gryffindor Common Room, in a grass skirt.
Flabbergasted, Hermione asked the great wizard, "Um, Sir? I don't mean to sound rude, or suspicious, however, weren't you supposed to have been trapped in an oak tree forever by your apprentice, around fifteen hundred years ago?"
Smiling, he replied, "Yes, however she set it so one phrase would set me free, which no one has ever used before now, as I was not technically dead. Your friend Harry chanced upon it when he said, 'When Merlin rises from the grave and dances the Hula.' So now I just have to dance said Hula. Now then," That said, he proceeded to dance to the tropical music now filling the room. Harry and Ron stared in shock while Hermione fainted at seeing the worlds' greatest wizard dancing, of all things, the hula.