So the other day in Spanish class this guy showed me a little skit that happened between a husband and wife. They had the creative names of John and Jessica, and they acted too stereotypical. I'm going to show his version in this chapter and the next chapter will be mine. You can be the judge on whose is better. Oh, and so you don't have to cry over the poor dude's grammar, I'll revise it and put in better grammar as well for his chapter.
Alvin's name will replace John and Brittany's name will replace Jessica.
Alvin: *Throws a bag of potato chips on the floor*
Brittany: Why are you always so lazy? Pick up your mess!
Alvin: I worked all day, why should I have to clean up my mess?
Brittany: Ugh!
Next Day…
Alvin: *watches TV while his wife is doing all the laundry*
Brittany: Alvin, can you come help me with this laundry?
Alvin: Why? I worked all day at work why do I have to work at home too?
Brittany: That's it Alvin, I'm leaving. I'm tired of you because you're lazy and you can't do anything I ask you to. Good-bye.
Alvin: …
Later Alvin is hanging with Theodore
Alvin: Man, I'm depressed. My wife left me because I never help around the house.
Theodore: Well go get her back! You have to!
Alvin: You're right, Theodore. I'm gonna beg for forgiveness!
Later that night
Alvin: Brittany, can you meet me at the restaurant later?
Brittany: Fine.
At the Restaurant
Brittany: So why am I here, Alvin?
Alvin: Baby, please take me back! I promise I'll help around the house!
Brittany: You do? Okay, I'll move back in with you.
They both lived happily ever after.
There are so many unanswered questions in his version. Like, "what job does Alvin do that makes him so tired all the time?" and, "why did Brittany just willingly go meet Alvin and take him back so easily?" and, "Why would a girl leave a guy just because he doesn't help around the house? How is their relationship besides the fact that he never helps out?"
My version will be coming soon. No worries. Your questions will soon be answered. Tell me what you think!