Ruki sat below the stars, on an elevated hill. She was fifteen years old.
As she gazed up, she heard footsteps. Startled, she jumped to her feet and turned to see a tall, golden haired man. "Ed? Is that you? How'd you get to be so- ARE YOU WEARING MY HEELS AGAIN?"
"Oh, no, I'm not- heels?" the tall man looked at the girl curiously. "Edward wears heels?"
"Whaddaya mean 'Edward wears heels?'? Oh.. I see...playing pretend again? Aw, your so cyuuute you little pipsqueak!"
The man sighed. "I am not Edward. I am his father, Hohenheim." Ruki's eyes went wide, and her face went red. "But it is nice to know what kind of boy my son is. As for Alphonse... How is he?"
"Oh, Al? He has a girlfriend now." Hohenheim paced, thinking. "Pretend?"
"O-oh... Yeah. He plays 'dress up' too. He likes to play as FrankenFurter from Rocky Horror."
"Ah... So he's just a...Short Transvestite?"
"Yep! From the country-side, Resembool. He can do the Timewarp in my heels too." Hohenheim's eyes went wide this time. "Wow."