BURNING FEATHERS: BLIND
DISCLAIMED
----------------------------------------IGGY POV-----------------------------------------------------
"LAY off the sinking horn!" Max said and I silently thanked my lucky stars that the extremely loud horn stopped. Since I was blind, all my other senses were super sensitive so the horn sounded even louder for my poor ears.
"Sorry," Nudge said and I heard her move, a slight rustle of fabric moving over skin. "its just so much fun—it sounds like a party." Nudge would think that, it was so her.
We were in a van, it was pretty big- I knew this because A) Nudge had mentioned it around 37 times in the last five minutes and B) it had a slight echo.
I thought about how four days ago, me and my partner-in-crime Gazzy had blown the Itex building to smithereens. I could still hear the boom, feel the heat and smell the rubble and burning chemicals. It had been awesome!
But now we were driving, I wasn't quite sure how Angel and Nudge had managed to convince Max to allow it but I had a feeling it had something to do with the fabled 'Bambi eyes' that I had heard so much about.
I had tried them, but Max still wouldn't let me drive. So what if I was blind, Gazzy could and would be my eyes. But noooooo I couldn't, because I was blind. That's blindism right there people!
Gazzy was singing an awesome song with his awesome mimicry power. I liked it, but apparently Nudge didn't. "Enough with the constipation song." She groaned. I snickered to my self.
"Are we going to stop soon?" our talking dog, Total said. "I have a sensitive bladder."
I heard Max click a few keys on the uber- awesome computer we'd jacked from the whitecoats, I shuddered just thinking about them.
Max rolled down a window and I felt a slight breeze lift up my hair as it wafted the smell of Angels shampoo to my nose. I guessed Max was getting directions from the stars.
Right on cue Total piped up saying "You could have gotten us a car with GPS."
"Yes" she replied without a pause "or we could have brought along a dog that doesn't talk." The sarcasm was doubled in the Flock, it was tripled in Max.
Total huffed and moved to sit on someone's lap, probably Angels.
We were going west, from Florida we had already passed into Louisiana. We lurched over yet another bump. "Louisiana, the state road maitinence forgot." I heard Max mutter as my head hit the window.
If we didn't ditch this van soon, my head would be damaged forever.
And then what would the ladies think?
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