Hey, so I wrote this as a drabble for a friend, but then it turned out really hilarious so thought I would adapt to a fan fiction. It is random, makes little sense and may involve some Hawkeye mocking. But it should be funny so hope you all enjoy :D P.S. I don't own any of the avengers , but one of these days . . .

Cheryl's car had never broken down before. It was unfortunate that it chose to break down right when she was on her way to a really important birthday party. She sighed, hopefully she could get this fixed and make it in time.

"Hello, what's your emergency?"

"Hi, my car just broke down."

"Did you just say that aliens are attacking you!?"

"What? No!"

"Oh my god! It's like the new York battle all over again!"

"What? Look my car broke down, that's it –"

"They have massive machine guns powered by alien energy!?"

"What? How could you possibly get that from "look, my car broke down" "

"They have a battle space ship and skeleton army and are holding you hostage!"

"NO!"

"Don't worry, I'll get help! I swear!"

"No, look what the hell are you-"The emergency service person had already hung up.

Damn, there was no way she was going to make it to this party on time.

"I thought there were aliens?" The man was dressed in a blue and American flag print suit with a shield and battle helmet.

"A weird misunderstanding," sighed Cheryl, "Do you know how to fix a car engine?"

"I can't find the source of the problem," the superhero slid out from underneath the car again with even more grease on his face. His helmet and shield were discarded beside the car.

"So you can save the world but you can't fix an engine? You're a rubbish superhero."

"Now you're just being mean," Captain America, or Steve as he'd said he was, called out from under the car.

"Well I've been standing here in the sun for four hours because some call person sent a superhero instead of the RAC rescue!"

"Well I didn't ask to get dragged out here! I was on my day off!"

"Oh right, what getting a superhero pedicure!"

"No!"

"Well what do superheroes do on their days off?!"

"I . . . went to the cinema."

Cheryl had expected a response like "weight lifting" or "helping dying orphans".

"Em . . . what did you see?"

"Something called Monsters Inc., it was weird."

"That film is awesome!"

"But it doesn't make any sense!" Steve tried to sit up to protest, but hit his head off the underside of the car.

"But it's awesome!"

"I really can't fix your car," said Steve finally sliding out from underneath, "I'll make a call, a friend of mine should be able to fix it."

Okay, hope you liked it, let me know if you did :D