Tenten's mood swings

Pairings Tenji, Hinanaru, Sasusak, Shikamari

Summary:

Neji and Tenten are married Neji got Tenten pregenant and all hell broke loose! How will the Hyuga clan survive?

Chapter 1: The pregnancy

" YOU DID WHAT!?" Screamed a very pissed Tenten. " You. Are. Pregnant." Said Neji in a very cool and collected tone, as his wife screamed and threw things at him.

" HOW DO YOU ACCEDENTALLY GET SOMEONE PREGNANT HYUGA?" She said throwind about 55 senbon at him. He dodged them all as you'd expect THE Hyuga Neji to do. " YOU ARROGANT BASTARD HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO YOUR DAMNED WIFE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD?" " I told you already I don't know." The Hyuga said in a hushed tone. How does THE Hyuga prodigy not know how he got his wife pregnant? " SHUT THE HELL UP IN THERE!" Screamed Hanabi. "IF YOUR GOING TO HAVE SEX HAVE IT SOMEWHERE WHERE I CAN'T HEAR IT!" " How does she know that kind of...'stuff' ?" Said Ryo confused.

Meanwhile in the Forest of Death...

" Hey Sasuke, I heard that Neji got Tenten pregnant. I could hear her screaming on my way here." Said Sakura. " Psh looks like the Hyuga has finally got himself screwed this time." Sasuke said and snickered. " Shut up!" Sakura said and punched his arm playfully. " Y'know they are so lucky they have each other to love and care for and..."

Sasuke shut her mouth with his hand and said, " Who said you didn't have someone like that?" He said as he unclasped his hand from over her mouth. " Its not like you care for me..." Said Sakura sadly. " Who said that Sakura?" Said Sasuke softly. " Well the way you treat me and the way that you always ignore me and stuff." " Well I hope this changes your mind." He said as he kissed her softly on the lips. It wasn't the really quick ones or the really long ones it was one of the perfect ones that you get like..like..its unexplainable. He licked her lip softly and she gladly opened it and their tounges did a unique dance of their own that nobody else could do. It was so romantic until...

Ino Yamanaka showed up. As soon as she saw them they pulled apart in shock. " God, she always comes in at the wrong times." Sakura whispered. " SASUKE-KUN ITS ME INO-CHAN THE BEAUTIFUL!! OMG SASUKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH A DIRTY STINKY WASHED UP WH-... " Shut up Yamanaka." " But Sasuke-kun why its your Ino-chan...She said trying to suduce him in front of poor Saku-chan. " Well got to go. Good-bye Sasuke-kun." "That..That... BITCH!!!!" Sakura screamed out and cried. " Its okay Saku-chan, no matter what she says we'll always be together." " Thank-you Sasuke-kun." She said and cuddled into his chest as he embraced her. " No matter what anyone says we'll always be together I promise."

At the Hyuga Compound...

" Neji can you get me a sundae...with sushi, asparagas, melted cheese, ketchup, mustard, anchovies, and pepperoni? Please?"

" Tenten I don't think they sell that anymore... I'm not really sure that they ever sold them..." " HYUGA YOU BETTER GET ME MY SUNDAE! YOUR JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO GET IT! YOU BETTER GO FIND IT BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASS TO JUPITER! " Tenten screamed. " Okay, okay fine I'll go!" He said snickering at her behavior. " Thank-you Neji-kun!" She said smiling with googy eyes. " Your welcome Ten-chan." He said and left.

At Konoha Market...

"Hello sir how may we help you?" Said the sales person. " Yeah um do you guys sell sundaes with asparagus, anchovies, pepperoni, sushi, melted cheese, ketchup, and mustard?" Neji said feeling sick. He swore he almost turned green. " No I'm sorry they only serve those as a delecacy in the land of Tea. It will be very hard for you to get it. May I offer you my assistant to help you an your journey?" " It depends who's your assistant?" He said because last time he was on a mission with Ino she did nothing while he did all the work. " Rikia!!" Oh no not her! Damn.Neji thought. She thinks she's his girlfriend because she was, eham, ' deeply in love with him'. " OMIGOD!!! Neji-kun how are you? Did you miss your loving adoring girlfriend? Did you buy me a wedding ring?" " No and how many times do I have to tell you I don't like you I never did. Now leave me alone. Sir do you happen to have any other assistants?" " No thats my only one that can accompany you. I'm sorry my apoligies. Gomen." The man said glancing at Rikia. Oh to tell you the truth Tenten thinks shes a dididi. ( Stupid screwed up idiot). " To the screwd up land of tea...
At the Hyuga Compound Regular POV

"DADDY!!!" Hanabi screamed.

" WHAT IS IT?" Hiashi screamed back.

" WHAT THE HELL IS A SEA CUCUMBER?"

" I DON' T KNOW ASK YOUR COUSIN OR YOUR SISTER."

" HINATA!!" She screamed.

And as this went on Tenten was in her room waiting paitiently for her sundae... I swear Neji could of made it himself I mean really. Its a sundae with stuff on it..." GOD HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO GET A FREAKING SUNDAE?" She said as she got up went to the kitchen and made one herself.

A/N Okay 1st chapter a weight off my shoulders. Will Rikia ever get neji? or will he stay with his beloved? Okay im 11 so this story is probably Screwed up. Okay any suggestions? No flames or i will hunt you down and kill you in your sleep with my really pointy pencil! .. I'm serious. Okay 5 reviews and I'll post chappie 2! srry the chapter so short though Im making this up from the top of my head. STAY TUNED TILL NEXT TIME IN TENTEN'S MOOD SWINGS. They r like in their 25's now. Oh and the cucumber thing im doing a project on one right now. they are disgusting little blown blobs. ughhh. REMEMBER!! 5 REVIEWS GIVES YOU ANOTHER CRAZY CHAPTER!!!