Not so long ago, in a genre very, very well known…
CARTOON WARS
Episode one: The avian menace
For decades cartoons have lived side-by-side peacefully under the Genratic republic, each separated in their own universe by the great void. In the past years, however, turmoil has engulfed the republic. Greedy corporations that traversed the great void have undermined the Republic. The most powerful of these is the United Trade Federation of Plankton, who hail from the cartoon of Sponge Bob Square Pants. Their taxation of trade routes to outlying cartoon pop cultures is in dispute. Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battle cartoonships, the Federation has stopped all shipping to the minor cartoon of Belleville Rendez-vous.
While the Inter-Genratic Council of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the president has secretly dispatched two gennai samurai, the guardians of peace and justice in the genre, to settle the conflict…
By the way, if you fell asleep during all the boring talk about politics and you have no idea what's going on, it's not our fault. Blame the script by George Lucas we have to use. Besides it shouldn't be too hard to follow. Just remember: gennai good, United Trade Federation of Plankton bad.
I do not own 'Sponge Bob Square Pants.' I do not own 'Belleville Rendez-vous.' I do not own 'Reboot.' I don't even own the words 'Gennai' or 'Qui-Gon.' Right, I think I've covered everything I don't own.