One day, Ash Ketchum was training on Pikachu.
It was Croatia vs Serbia! (by the way in this Ash is Croatian and he will fight evil Serb and get freedoms from eivvl Sbeira)
"It's the world championship of Pokemon fights today," Ash said to PIkachu.
"Yes," Pikachu said, "We must fight evil Serbian."
"Pikachu get in your Pokeball," Ash said, holding out a pokeball.
BUT THE POKEBALL HAD A SERBIAN FLAG ON IT HOLY SHIT
"Pokeballs are for Serbs," Pikachu said.
"Oh ok," Ash said and he drop pokeball to floor and smash on it with foot, "Die Serb ball!"
And Serb ball smash into thousand pieces.
Ash looked at his watch.
"It's time to go now," Ash said.
And so Ash and Pikachu went to Pokemon Championship Fights.
"And now," said voice on speaker, "Is Croatian world champion... ASH KETCHUM!"
Ash and Pikachu stood proudly in the stadium.
"We're proud to fight for CROATIA," said Ash (fuck you Serbia)
"KAW TALOR KOR," evil Serbs where coming and they would CHEAT to get first place! (fucking sebrs you cheated on Yugoslav Wars but we still won HA HA)
Serbian pokemon where coming out from everywhere. This was surely cheating.
"Cheating shall win you no where!" Ash laughed, "The power of Creoatia will see me through to World Champion Trophy!"."
And Ash Ketchum got a gun and shot the Serbian pokemon.
Ash had won.
"Now that's what I clal a winning battle," Ash laughed.
"You did great but I wish I could have do some thing," Pikachu said.
"Ah, there will be your chance next time," Ash said happily, "We will be deafeating Serbs until end of time!"
"Amen," Pikachu said, and they both held up their golden gold trophy and laughed.