A.N.) This isn't the next story for the "Fibs" Series. Just an idea I got.
Disclaimer: I don't own the Night World Series.
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A Timmy Quickie
Rashel was sitting in the lounge. She had a book on her lap, and a cup of herbal tea in her hand. Just a quiet afternoon at home. She put her feet up and laid back on the black sofa. Somebody interrupted the silence when they came in holding a bucket, a mop, and a bag with a camera. Rashel looked up and smiled.
"What are you doing, Timmy?" she asked. Timmy placed the bucket down and smiled back. He gave the look and the voice that always made him look like a loving, caring, innocent child.
"I volunteered to mop the place so the janitor could go home early." he said. Of course he was lying. His bucket was filled with baby oil. This way he could get multiply revenges in one prank. Rashel's smile got bigger.
"Awwww… that's so nice." That's when Poppy came in.
"Rashel come on! We're going to go shopping. Your can't stay like the boys. Plus, we need help. Keller won't let go of front doorknob, and Jez and Thea are struggling to get her to let go!" They heard Keller scream, "You won't take me alive!" Rashel groaned. She left her book and tea, waved good-bye to Timmy, and left with Poppy. Timmy grinned. He stuffed to mop in the bucket of slippery oil and masked the floors. When he finished he pulled out a piece of paper. It read:
People to get revenge on & why:
1) Galen - ate my cinnamon roll
2) Eric - ate my chocolate bar
3) David - drank the last soda
4) James - ate my oreos
5)Thierry - he gave me a book for my birthday. He's rich the jerk!
6) Morgead - told me I wasn't tall enough to train with him
7) Delos - looked at me wrong
8) Ash - had his girlfriend chase me
9) Nilsson - ate my sub sandwich stash
10) Quinn - I just hate him
He used his socks like ice skates, and slid to the couch. After positioning the camera, he left. He returned several hours later and picked up the camera. He propped himself on the coach and looked over the tape.
~:~On the Tape~:~
Ash, Eric, and Quinn were having a race. When they finally entered, Ash slipped, fell on his face. Eric slid into the wall. Quinn ran into the coach and flipped. They were like wet soap bars that you couldn't get a grip on.
~:~Back to Timmy~:~
Timmy was laughing his ass off. He crossed off Ash & Eric on the list (he will never cross off Quinn). Who would be next?
Forgetting about the oiled floor, he jumped off the sofa. As soon as his foot touched the ground. He slid on his butt. "OW!" The floor will pay! he thought.
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A.N.) I you're the type of person who actually READS the Author's Notes, say "ASH IS NOT RETARDED!" Because he's not. In "Secret Vampire" he was a total douche bag, but not after "Daughter of Darkness".
Anyways, I have to dedicate this one to my crappy TV, because if it hadn't of broke, I would have never got bored and read Night World. Then this fic (or any of my other ones) wouldn't have existed.
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