AN: What's up hommie g biscuit? I know these ideas aren't all that original, but I wrote this for a free write journal at school. Anyway, I hope this makes you laugh at least a little! :)
Disclaimer: I don't and probably never will own "Soul Eater."
#1: Move the painting in Kid's livingroom two centimeters to the right. Continue doing this every time he fixes it.
#2: Tease Kid about his lines of sanzu.
#3: After telling Kid about his lines of sanzu making him asymmetrical, tell him it doesn't matter anyway because his bangs are already asymmetrical by the way they're cut.
#4: When Kid goes to fix his bangs, shout random things and break everything so that it is asymmetrical. Kid will get emotionally distressed and mess up his bangs. Therefore, making them even more asymmetrical.
#5: Break one of the red cones on the DWMA to ruin its "perfect symmetry."
#6: Yell, "HOW COULD YOU LET YOUR DEAR FATHER USE SOMETHING AS ASYMMETRICAL AS BREW?" Shake Kid back and forth until he gets dizzy and falls to the ground. In the process, he gets his clothes dirty.
*#7: At random times during the day, do things to imitate Excalibur. These things include singing Excalibur's song, pointing out all the provisions that Kid is violating as if you were Excalibur, hosting five hour story telling parties, and pointing a cane in his face while shouting, "FOOL!"
#8: Every time someone asks a question, yell any number that is odd and has no line of symmetry to answer the question.
#9: Insult Kid's fighting skills by pointing out that his MMA stances make him asymmetrical garbage.
#10: Interrupt Kid's speeches that he makes at parties held by the DWMA.
* I did this to my friend at school and her reaction was PRICELESS!
AN: So, what did you think? Remember that I just randomly wrote this for a journal at school. I have more clever ways to annoy Kid. I'll only post them if you want to see them. PM me for your own ideas to annoy Kid! Anyone can review!