Jellybeans and Dirty Magazines
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Never open the safe.
That was his father's warning, but Hiro wanted to know what he was protecting... It could destroy the world! The temptation mesmerized him. Looking around his desk, he found a remote control with a single button. Maybe this was the contraption that opened the safe... Ignoring Ando's suggestion, he pressed it. A sound was heard and the lock to the safe opened. Looking inside, there was a big red button. What does this do...? He pressed on the button, and then...
BOOM!
Hiro jumped from where he stood, landing on his buttocks. Was this a typhoon? He looked outside the window, rainbow pebbles littered the streets.
Wh-what's going on...?
An executive entered the room.
"Sir, there's something on the news that I think you should see."
The executive turned on the TV, the news channel showing the rainbow litter behind the announcer.
"It appears that jellybeans leaked out of random areas in the city, and are clogging the streets. There are injuries and blood. Suffering is seen, but despite the setback, everyone is happy! The Governor of the Odiba district would now like to say a few words."
"I now declare this day to be Jellybean Day! Everyone gets a day off and free jellybeans as well!"
The three men in the grand office stared blankly at the TV set.
Meanwhile in heaven...!
"No...!" exclaimed Kaito. "My jelly bean collection... it's been raided!"
The man covered his eyes, letting in the fact that his long aching years of work have been in vain. This was definitely not Kaito's day. Looking on into his former office, he noticed that Hiro and Ando were looking deeper into the safe. They pulled out magazines with woman on the cover in suggestive poses.
"Not my dirty magazine collection!"
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Heh... hopefully this was good. My humor usual works 50% of the time, so I hope it worked out. I HAD to try this idea. :3 X3
Hope you enjoyed it! :D Peace!