***At Sonic Boom with Ally and Trish***
Ally: …So I broke-up with him.
*Austin walks in*
Austin: *heard Ally's last sentence* You broke-up with who?
Ally: *looks at him* Derek. (1)
Austin: Your boyfriend?
Ally: Yeah.
Austin: (happy but doesn't show it) Really?
Ally: *nods* Mm-hm.
Austin: (thinks: YES! Wait…) Why?
Ally: Well we were kissing and he stuck his tongue in my mouth.
Austin: WHAT!
Ally: (confused) Y-Yeeaah…So I broke-up with him…
Austin: *sigh* Good!
Ally: OK? *turns back to Trish* Man, do all guys French-Kiss? I wanna be able to kiss a guy and not worry about them sticking their tongue in my mouth. Cause, seriously, that's not very appealing. Is there any guy in the world who doesn't do that?
Austin: I don't.
Ally: *looks at Austin* What?
Austin: I said I don't French-Kiss.
Ally: Really?
*Austin nods*
Ally: Seriously?
Austin: Ally, I don't even make-out with girls.
Ally: What, why?
Austin: *gives Ally a look* Are you trying to convince me to?
Ally: No! I just want to know why you don't if every other guy in the world does.
Austin: Because its gross! Your tongue is for your own mouth…*smiles* And ice cream cones.
*Ally laughs a little bit*
Trish: Just like Austin: meaningful comment followed by a cunning joke.
*Ally laughs a little more*
Ally: Well, at least there's one guy who wouldn't try to sick their tongue down my throat.
Austin: *smiles slightly thinking about kissing Ally* Nope. Never… *shrugs*I guess I'm just a different kinda guy…Someone's dream guy.
Trish: Yeah… *gives Austin a look* Sooommeeooone's…
*Austin looks at Trish like "What?"*
Austin: You know what, Ally? We're gonna go get some ice cream.
Ally: I don't know…
Austin: Come on! Ice cream always makes you happy. Plus, it's my treat.
Ally: That is true…ice cream does make me feel better…
Austin: *smiles* Yes, it does! Now, let's go! *grabs Ally's hand and pulls her out of Sonic Boom*
***Outside the ice cream shop***
*Austin and Ally walk-up*
Austin: You save us a seat and I'll go get our ice creams.
Ally: OK.
*Austin goes to get their ice creams while Ally walks-up to a table*
*Ally sits down at one of those tables that are extra tall. (2)*
*Ally starts casually looking around*
*Ally sees Derek and some other girl making-out*
*Ally frowns upon seeing that*
*Austin comes back*
Austin: OK Alls, we've go-*stops upon seeing Ally sad*
*Austin looks where Ally's looking*
Austin: *frowns* Awwwww… Allllyyyy…*puts the ice creams down and tightly hugs Ally*
*After a while, Ally pulls away*
Austin: Hey…Are you OK?
Ally: I don't know…I mean, we just broke-up and now he's making-out with some girl…*sighs* at least this the first time he's done it.
Austin: Uhh…*slouches and bites his lip*
Ally: What is it?
Austin: "What is it" what?
Ally: What is it?
Austin: Sorry, excuse me?
Ally: You're doing that weird slouchy thing that you only do when you're either about to tell me something that you don't exactly want to or you're sorry about something to me. (3) And since you're biting your lip, I'm guessing it's both.
Austin: *smiles slightly* Wow! You're good!
Ally:*smiles slightly* Thankyou! *stops smiling* Now what is it?
Austin: Wellll…*sighs* Just, don't shoot the messenger, OK?
Ally: *nods* OK.
*Austin takes out his phone and pushes some buttons*
Austin: *takes a breath* Here… *hands his phone to Ally*
*Ally takes the phone and looks at it*
*On the phone is a picture of Derek and some girl kissing*
Ally: *says quietly* What?
Austin: *biting his knuckle* That's not all… *gestures* Keep scrolling…
*Ally scrolls though the pictures and there's more pictures of Derek kissing girls*
Ally: Austin…how long have you been taking these pictures?
Austin: Everyday for 3 weeks… I started taking pictures as soon as I saw it happen…I'm sorry, Alls. I'm so, so sorry…
Ally: I-I-It's fine. I mean…I-It's not your fault.
Austin: But it might as well be! *drops his head into his hands* I should have told you sooner! What kind of person am I? (4)
Ally: Hey…*touches his arm* Don't feel bad…I feel bad enough for the both of us…Plus, you must've had a good reason to not tell me…
Austin: Yeeeaahh…I did…
Ally: And what was your reason…
Austin: I saw how happy you were with him and I hate seeing you sad so I thought I would give him the benefit of the doubt.
Ally: Um, Austin…what doubt was there…
Austin: Yeah, I know, but…It breaks my heart to see you heartbroken so I kept my mouth shut since he said he would stop when I confronted him…
Ally: Wait…You confronted him?
Austin: Of course I did! I wouldn't be kissing other girls if I could kiss you…
Ally: *smiles a little* Thanks Austin…For confronting him…It means a lot that you care…
Austin: Of course I care for you, Ally…
*Ally smiles then frowns and looks down*
Austin: Hey…*lifts Ally's chin up* Don't be sad. We were having a moment here.
Ally: I know, it's just…*looks over at Derek* You realize they haven't even come-up for air yet?
Austin: *glares at Derek* Don't get me started… It's disgusting!
Ally: I know.
Austin: *starts to get-up* You know what? I'm going over there!
Ally: To do what?
Austin: To punch that jerk!
Ally: Are you really so angry that you want to hurt him?
Austin: Ally, I wanted to hurt him when I first found out he was kissing other girls. Now I want to murder him. Twice!
Ally: Austin, that's really sweet of you, but, sit down. It's not your job to hurt him.
Austin: Are you sure? Cause he hurt you and I think that gives me enough reason.
Ally: Yes I am. Now sit.
*Austin sits back down*
Ally: Good boy. Now it's not our job to physically hurt him.
Austin: Not our job? What do you mean? He was chea–Wait. Physically?
*Ally nods*
Austin: *smiles * You specified.
*Ally smiles and nods again*
Austin: Ooo! You've got a plan brewing in that pretty little head of yours! I'm in!
Ally: You don't even know what my plan is yet.
Austin: Don't care! I trust you! I'm in!
*Ally laughs a little*
Austin: Now, how can I help?
Ally: Well, if he's been doing this for as long as you say, I can't be the only girl he's done this to. So, we're going to expose him for what he really is and let the girls be the ones to hurt him.
Austin: And that way he's hurt on emotional and physical levels.
Ally: Exactly!
Austin: Perfect!
*They do their hand shake*
*Back at Sonic Boom, in the Practice Room*
Trish: HE'S BEEN WHAT!
Ally: *starts uncovering her ears* Ow, Trish. Break our ear-drums, why don't you?
Trish: Sorry. But what! He's been doing what!
Austin: He's being cheating on Ally.
Trish: For how long?
Austin: For at least 3 weeks. But it could be longer…Unfortunately…*looks at Ally* I'm so sorry Alls.
Ally: Stop apologizing, Austin. It wasn't your fault.
Austin: I know but I still feel bad.
Ally: *sighs a little and looks down a bit* I know you do…
Trish: *starts walking out* Oh I am going to murder that jerk!
Ally: *stops Trish* Woah! Woah! Woah! Stop! We are not going to hospitalize him. The other girls are.
*Trish just looks at her confused*
*Dez walks in*
Dez: Hey cool-cats! What's the happen-ins?
Austin: We're scheming.
Dez: (confused) About what?
Ally: About getting back at my ex-boyfriend.
Dez: Ex? *gives Austin a small look*
*Ally nods*
Dez: OKKKK? Whhhyyy?
Ally: He was cheating on me.
Dez: WHAT! If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go kill him. *starts walking out*
Ally: Woah, stop! *stops Dez* OK, what is with all my friends wanting to kill people for me?
Dez: *puts a hand on Ally's shoulder* I'm sorry Ally, but for some reason, not a lot of people want to be friends with me. So the people that are my friends, especially my best friends, I get very protective of. You know I see you as a sister. Just like Trish does. (5)
Ally: *smiles* Thanks Dez. I see you as a brother too.
*Dez smiles in return*
Austin: *interrupts them a little bit* Well hey! Now that Dez knows too, this revenge will work even better.
Ally: *happily gasps* You're right! Dez knows all about tech stuff! Perfect!
*Austin smiles a little bigger*
Trish: OK, now before we start Operation: Dirt on Derek, we need to know the whole story.
Ally: Austin?
Austin: Well, it all started when I… (6)
***A Few Days Later in the Food Court***
*Trish comes running-up to Austin and Ally*
Trish: OK, everyone's here.
Ally: Good.
Austin: You know, it's really handy that you work at Frank's Face Finder. (7)
Trish: Actually, I'm probably fired now.
Ally: Why?
Trish: Cause I might have spilt coffee on the computer, left the store unattended, locked the manager in a closet, let a burglar rob the place, and let the store burn down.
Ally: OK. Hey, Austin, remind me never to hire Trish at Sonic Boom.
Austin: Gotcha.
Trish: Hey! I'm a very good employee
Austin: Oh really? So it wasn't you who gave a guy five free instruments because he was "cute".
Ally: WHAT! *turns to face Trish* Trish!
Trish: Austin, you weren't supposed to tell her!
Austin: Well, it's your own fault, for one, giving away the instruments, and two, not remembering I can only keep secrets away from Ally for so long.
Ally: You gave away instruments for free! We just got new ones! (8)
Trish: Hey, how about we call Dez to give him the signal.
Ally: You're just trying to get out of talking about this, aren't you?
Austin: That could not be more true, Ally, but we really should call Dez. He's probably waiting.
Ally: *sighs* Fine. But, Trish, we are talking about this later. And don't think you can just get out of it cause even if I can't find you, I'll have Austin track you down.
Trish: Oh, really, like Austin would do that.
Austin: I would do what?
Trish: Track me down if Ally asked you to.
Austin: *nods* Oh yeah, no, I would totally do that.
Ally: HA!
Trish: Austin!
Austin: What! You know how I feel!
*Ally gives him a confused look*
Ally: What do you mean, "how I fe–
Austin: –Hey! I'm gonna call Dez now. *calls Dez* Hey, Dez, we're ready.
Dez: *over the phone* Awesome! Phase 4 of Operation: Dirt on Derek is a go! In three…two…one.
~On the jumbo-tron a video pops up~ (9)
Trish: Hey, girls! I think you know our "friend" *does are quotes* Derek. As in, Derek Sartell. Well, he was dating my best friend, Ally. *looks over her shoulder* Come over here, Ally. Show the pretty people who you are!
Ally: *off screen* Oh, Trish, I'd rather not!
Trish: Come on, what are they gonna do? Bite you?
Ally: *off camera* Trish!
Austin: *off camera* Calm down, Ally, it's OK. No one's watching right now. Dez is just filming.
Ally: *off camera*I still don't wanna be shot!
Austin: *off camera* But it'll help a lot.
*Ally sighs uncertain*
Trish: *looks slightly above the camera lens* You might just have to point it at her.
*The camera moves over to show Ally, being held into place by Austin so she doesn't run off*
Austin: See, people, isn't she beautiful?
*Ally nervously laughs*
Trish: *off camera* OK, anyway.
*The camera moves to focus on Trish*
Trish: So that was Ally. She was dating Derek.–
Austin: *off camera* –emphasize on the "was"!
Trish: (slightly annoyed) Yes, thank you, Austin. (calmer now) Now anyway, you may be thinking why are we telling you this. The answer is simple. Derek's a cheater!
*The crowd murmurs and whispers and all that jazz* (10)
(11) Trish: Yeah, that's right! You heard me! Derek Sartell is a freaking cheater! And just so you completely believe me, here's a little slideshow put together by our idiot cameraman, Dez.
Dez: *behind the camera* Hey!
Trish: What? You know it's true!
Dez: *behind the camera* Is not! I–
Austin: *off camera* –Oh, will you two just play the video!
Trish: Fine! *about to push a button* Oh! And you'll notice there's no picture of Ally and Derek kissing. Well, that's because someone didn't take a picture of it.
Austin: *off screen* Well, sooorrrrry if I didn't want to see a picture of Ally and the jerk kissing, on my phone. It was bad enough seeing it in person, when they were together, I did not want to be reminded of that every time I scrolled though my pictures!
Trish: Sure thing, lover-boy. Keep telling yourself that. *about to push button*
Austin: *off screen* What? Lover-boy! I am not lover-b-
*The slideshow of Derek and girls kissing*
Trish: Yeah…that happened. Now, just so you know, none of these photos were Photoshoped in any way. Don't believe us? Come ask us, we'll show you. Oh, and B.T.W. if you've forgotten where Derek lives, here you go. Hope this serves you well. Bye.
*A picture of Derek's address pops up*
*The crowd gets up and storms out of the mall* (12)
Trish: Well, that went well.
Ally: Yeah.
Austin: I'm just glad that jerk's getting what's coming to him.
Ally: Are you always going to refer to him as "jerk"?
Austin: *without hesitation* Yep!
*Ally laughs a bit and rolls her eyes*
Ally: You know, I just hope we don't get sued.
Austin: Why would we get sued?
Ally: Cause I think what we just did was illegal. (13)
Austin: Oh.
Trish: *shrugs* Oh well! Too late now!
OK! Well that was Operation: Dirt on Derek! I hope you liked it! I'll be uploading another one-shot and some chapters of new stories tomorrow. Check them out please! OK, onto the story's author notes:
(1) This is a character I made up. Don't feel bad if you can't remember him.
(2) You know the kind. Where you're head is like at the same height as when you were standing up. Yeah, that kind.
(3) This is actually something I've noticed. Anyone else?
(4) OK, I know this sentence sounds weird. And there's a reason for that. You haven't noticed yet, Austin has a crush on Ally. Well, if he wants Ally to think of him as more than a friend, I thought he should think of himself as more than a friend. Hence, the weird wording.
(5) Notice he doesn't say Austin... Hmmm...
(6) OK, I'm just going to skip the explanation. If you really want to hear the story the story I'll just add a chapter on to this One-Shot. Let me know, K?
(7) I made this store-up.
(8) Small reference to "Parents & Punishments"
(9) From this to #10 is all on the jumbo-tron.
(10) In real life AKA not on the jumbo-tron. And, yes, I did say "All that jazz".
(11) OK, back to the jumbo-tron.
(12) And back to the audience.
(13) I honestly don't know if this is illegal, it just seems like it would be.
As I said before, I hope you liked it! Later, Over-and-Out, Live long and prosper! Whichever one you prefer.
P.S. I know the writing style looks a little weird. That's because I wrote this so I could put it on You-tube but decided to upload it on here. So...yeah.