I DO NOT, NOR HAVE I EVER, OR HAVE I EVER WANTED TO BECAUSE IT WOULD BE TOO MUCH WORK FOR ME, OWN NARUTO! OR ANY OF THE SONGS…I BASICALLY OWN NOTHING EXCEPT FOR MY IDEAS!...ENJOY THE STORY!!!!!!!

I slowly opened my eyes, only to have the sun blinding to me. I woke up in an awkward position, as I usually do. The sheets were flung everywhere, they wrapped up my legs, and I was turned diagonally, not lying on my pillows.

I tried to fix my bed while I was lying down, but I was unsuccessful. When I went to grab the sheets, I noticed my boxers (yes, I wore boxers to sleep, but they were over my underwear since they were too big for me) were pulled half-way down my butt. Stupid oversized sleepwear!

I got up, remembering I had to go to school today, though I was trying to forget. I threw all of my blankets back on the bed. That was as much as I was going to fix it.

I pulled my boxers up, and walked sleepily into the bathroom.

About 40 minutes later, I walked out of the bathroom with my teeth brushed, my hair fixed into my two buns on top of my head, and my school uniform on.

My uniform (curse it) was a short red and white plaid skirt that went down to about half of my thigh (very short), a white, short sleeve button down white shirt with a red tie.

After checking myself in the mirror and making sure I hadn't forgotten anything, I grabbed my phone and checked to see if I had any messages.

A text from Lee… joy.

Tenten-

Ready to enjoy another youthful day at school?!

-Lee

I replied.

Lee-

I never am… so that would be a big, fat NO!

-Tenten

I walked out of my empty apartment (yes, I lived by myself), locked the door behind me, and slid my keys into my book bag, which was slung across me.

I pulled out my schedule.

Name of student: Tenten...

Student ID Number: 844076

Class Schedule

First Period: Math- Kurenai Y.

Second Period: Girls P.E.- Anko M.

Third Period: Science- Kakashi H.

Fourth Period: Free Period-Lunch

Fifth Period: History- Asuma S.

Sixth Period: Literature- Kurenai Y.

Seventh Period: Writing-Kakashi H.

Eighth Period: Elective- Art- Asuma S.

Joy, another year with some wack-job teachers. Great.

I looked at my phone. A text. I prayed for it not to be from Lee as I read it.

Teddy-

Teddy-chan! I can't wait to see you at school. What a long winter break, right? Can't wait to compare our class schedules!

-Saku-chan

I smiled at the text. Thank Kami it wasn't from Lee. His youthfulness annoys me sometimes.

I opened the school's front doors and walked into the cafeteria. The time always flew by when I got texts. I saw Sakura, and I walked up to her and took a seat. Her hair wasn't hard to miss.

"Hey Teddy-chan!" She practically screamed. Immediately she took my schedule from me and whipped out hers, putting them side by side.

I looked at hers as she compared.

Name of student: Sakura Haruno

Student ID Number: 556894

Class Schedule

First Period: Math- Kurenai Y.

Second Period: Girls P.E.- Anko M.

Third Period: Science-Kakashi H.

Fourth Period: Free Period- Lunch

Fifth Period: Writing- Kakashi H.

Sixth Period: Literature- Kurenai Y.

Seventh Period: History- Asuma S.

Eighth Period: Elective- Art- Asuma S.

"Awesome!' She exclaimed. "Our schedules are almost the same! Ino's is the same as mine. Ino-pig."

"What about Hinata's?" I asked.

"I think you and her have the same schedule," she said as she took a minute to think. "Yep! They're the same! And I think Temari's is too." Insert Sakura's thinking minute here. "Yep, they're the same."

"Aiy, Aiy, Aiy, I'm your little bitterfly…" I answered my phone.

Sakura looked at me questionably.

"It's catchy," I whispered.

She shook her head.

"Where are you?" I asked over the phone.

"Where are you?" The question repeated.

"You tell me first."

"No you," the caller said.

"Where are you, you ass?" I asked, getting annoyed.

"I'm in the cafeteria, and you?"

"Same place," I stated.

"I don't see you," the caller said.

"Stand on top of the table and I'll see you."

"No way."

"Why not?"

"Fan girls," the caller stated, and I swear I could hear him shudder.

"Just do it Neji!" I practically screamed into the phone.

"You do it," Neji said.

"Fine," I said, getting pissed off.

I climbed on top of the table and looked around the cafeteria.

"Found you," Neji said as he walked up to her and hung up his cell phone.

I did the same.

"You better not be looking up my skirt," I said as I climbed down.

"There's nothing I would want to look at," Neji said.

I glared at him.

"Oh," Neji said. "You took that offensively?"

"Yuh!" I said.

"I didn't mean it that way," he said.

"Yeah right," Sakura said. I forgot she was there. Had she been watching the whole thing?