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Summary: A shoplifter and a lowlife, nobody, who tries to impress the girl of his dreams but she wants nothing more to do with him but in the end. He decides to take his chances and makes a deal with the devil himself, Bill Ciphers. This is the story how Bill gained a human form.

(A/N): I had this weird dream after watching way too many episodes of Gravity Falls which resulted in having this plot bunnie stuck in my head.

A Deal's Made

Howard stared off at the blonde with the huge rack as she blabbed away in her cellphone. She to him was a goddess and untouchable for someone like him. He saw the those pearls, she has been looking at decided with a rush of excitement at doing something so stupid, just so she would finally notice him. As soon as she walked off, he went to the store owner asking if he could take a closer look at the jewelry while the owner got distracted by talking to a customer.

*This is my chance and I will take it.* He thought to himself, walking off and out of the store and in search of the woman, he wanted to show them to her as a token of his affections. He found her, getting her nails done. She bitched at the man about how he was not doing his job right and she would take her business else where, getting up, she noticed a blonde guy approach her. He looked really ceepy and not very appealing to her taste. She rolled her eyes, finding the person in her way annoying.

"What the hell do you want from me loser! You better make it quick, I got place to go and have to be, I do not have the time for this crap!" She snapped looking around, hoping people didn't notice the weirdo she was associating with at the moment it was awful enough just to be this close in contact with IT.

"I just want you to know, I think you are really beautiful and I got these for you!" He handed her the item, she had been wanting for a while, her eye narrowed, how could this idiot even afford something like that unless her eye widen in realization, then laughed at him.

"O-M-G! You really are such a loser! I never go out with a criminal. Hey, security this dolt just stolen something plus he's harassing me!" The man frozen in place and his heart was then shattered as he was then taken away, it was a startling realization that the girl didn't clearly love him and was put in prison along with little Gideon and his followers. He became a hollow shell of his former self but also became more mentally insane as his obssession for the blonde grew more.

The pictures, he grew disturbed some of the guards and sought out to get him some therapy, later as he improved some with the help of medication. Bill Cipher looked and the man's dream all of a certain blonde girl, he thought to himself *This might prove useful to me and get him to a make a deal like how I tricked that boy, Dipper Pines.*

He enter the man's mind just to currupted it further, he turned to the man and smiled kindly and offered his hand that was covered in blue flames. Howard looked at the flaming hand in hope and through his crazyness understood, he might have a chance at finally getting the girl and the life with her, he had always wanted, the demon smiled evilly when the man wasn't looking up. The man looked at the images, the demon was showing him with a certain blonde as she smiled at him. They both going to a house with a pick it fence it, all seemed so perfect.

"If Sir, I sell you my soul will you make her fall in love with me? It is the only bargaining chip that I have left in my life to offer you, not that it matters. I just want my suffering to end and out of this hell." The man begged, the dream demon, who at the moment was giddy with joy at how easy this was going to be then said hiding the tone, at how excited he was to get rid of the human and take his form for himself.

"It's alright kid, It all will get better, pretty soon too, just shake my hand to make the deal!" The demon was eager to have that form and the human shaked on it. Bill sucked out the man soul, Howard screamed in pain at being eaten and the demon sighed in content at finally having a snack. The demon loved that taste of the fear, pain and all the other endless emotions that resulted in heartbreak and with a touch of insanity.

"Howard your time here is up, so your free to go!" He was then escorted out and into the big world. The demon was happy to parade around, exploring the world around him. He had nowhere to go then he remembered the blonde girl, the guy had mentioned before he ate him. He smiled to himself, it was a start to begin with and learn to understand this new form better with time.

He went to the mall, the female was easy to find there. He looked around bordly and followed her until, she went to her car to put away the stuff she had purchased in the trunk of the convertable, feeling tired after the shopping as she turned around the girl nearly screamed thinking the man had come back to kill her or something as revenge for selling him out.

"Please just don't kill me! What do you want from me?" She nearly cried the demon sighed about to rethink this plans but decided to go with it. He liked seeing her in fear heck why not play along this could be amusing.

"I need a place to stay until I figure out some things." The girl nodded quickly and opened the door for him and he causiously got inside the thing. She started the engine and and as she put it in drive the demon freaked out as it move with him in it. He held on for dear life and his eye widen in fear. Bill Cipher hyperventilated until they finally reached her place which was a girl dorm at a collage.

"What?! You thought I was going to take you to my house, you weirdo forget it!" She said crossing her arms, huffing, her father would like be totally pissed at her to bring a guy home. He already pissed about her throwing a wild party, no way was she going to get her shopping allowance sliced for some stalker nutcase, no way, she'll drop him off here at her friend's dorm.

"What's wrong with your house, unless you are homeless then maybe I might be wasting my time!" The blonde girl's eye twitched then pushed the male out of her car and drove away no longer wanting to deal with the man. *I'll have to get a restraining order set up.* She thought to herself as she drove home for the night. She looked up at the twinkling stars above her as she thought at how weird that guy seemed to be acting differently, for some reason. He might have changed in some way but shook her head of such thought why was she even caring about it anyways. She drove through the gate, the man waved at her friendly like and she did the same while yawning and drove up to a large white house. She lived in a gated community, it was really quiet there and it had greatest view which she enjoyed seeing the endless woods in the far off distance surrounding them.

She went inside, her parents were never really home, her real mom never gave a crap about her, she left went she was just five, the birthday cards stopped coming when she was around eight, in the mail. She never heard from her real mom again, frowning at the thought, she went to see what food was left in the fridge which was nothingness since she keeps forgetting to restock only spending the money on clothes or other things at the Gravity Falls Mall. She became a shopaholic to help feel that void she had been feeling lately when her father got remarried in only gotten worser. That was the reason, she had never invited people over to the residence, during the party it was difficult to clean up the piles just to make it decent enough so people wouldn't find out but it was not like she had a choice really her dad was a stupid human. The man had caught his wife in the act and told her to leave. She asked her mother, why she had done it to hurt daddy.

The older woman looked at the spawn, she would be leaving behind but that's what her mother had done to her at that age. The little blonde girl looked at her mom the woman sighed letting the child know the truth. She pulled the kid into a pirvate room as not to be overheard by anyone.

"You will do the same as you get more of age, it in time you will understand better but know it is for your very survival, tell no one child, just know you are not all human." The woman whispered the one word in her ear, telling her to look it up. Then out, she walked from her life forever.

She indeed looked it up on the internet it said what the thing, she was in myths or Folklore. She was a Succubus, a half breed since her dad was human, atleast she didn't have wings yet, it would be harder explaining that to people. She now understood why, she needed the human males in town, it was to feed to help, sustain herself or she could die. It was easy to hide it, since her step mom and real dad were off on business trips not like they really cared either and the vacations they took, she was never invited along to go with them.

She went to bed in the guest room as the girl's bedroom was full of crap. She fell in a deep sleep on the comfy pink pillow and covered herself up with the magenta throw blanket having no dreams.

***Bill P.O.V.***

He sighed at the girls annoying chatter and giggles about the magazines they held, comparing who was more sexy, Justin or The Back Street Boys it was not like it mattered, the demon just could not have a piece of mind with all these Mabel like clone driving him insane. He was going to find that blonde and make her his next meal for now had to suffer the dorms. *Oh for the love of heck, I really wish for those things human's call earplugs!* he covered his ears at the fangirling squees, thinking misersably to himself.