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Jace Lightwood and Clary Fray are in a relationship.
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Jace Lightwood: Love you Clare Bear!
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Clary Fray: Jace, how many times have I told you not to call me Clare Bear?
(Magnus Bane and Simon Lewis like this)
Jace Lightwood: About five times today
Clary Fray: Which means that you should stop calling me Clare Bear.
Simon Lewis: I think Clare Bear is a very nice nickname
(Alec Lightwood, Jordan Kyle, Isabelle Lightwood, and Magnus Bane like this)
Clare Bear Fray: How did you change my name?!
(Maia Roberts, Isabelle Lightwood, and Jace Lightwood like this)
Simon Lewis: It was rather simple, I guessed that it was 'Jace is hot' no spaces.
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Isabelle Lightwood: Out shopping with my amazing BFF Magnus (who makes credit cards out of thin air)!
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Jace Lightwood: Only Isabelle would like her own status
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Isabelle Lightwood: You know Jace, I think that after shopping, I'm going to make my Italian salmon cobbler surprise!
Alec Lightwood: Hey, Iz, did you ever know that you're like my favorite sister ever? And you're so good at making cobbler, it might make Jace feel bad that he will never achieve such culinary success, and you wouldn't want to hurt his feelings, would you?
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Isabelle Lightwood: Well then, if I don't want to hurt Jace's feelings, I should make something I've never made before, so it won't be so good that he will feel bad about himself! What do you think of chicken chocolate soup with garbanzo beans?
Clary Fray: By saving Jace, you've also sealed his fate, Alec.
Maia Roberts and Jordan Kyle are in a relationship.
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Jordan Kyle: Oh come on, no one ever comments on our statuses!
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Maia Roberts: We're interesting too!
Magnus Bane: I could help you be more interesting by giving you and werewolf boy a makeover!
(Clary Fray, Alec Lightwood, Isabelle Lightwood, Simon Lewis, and Jace Lightwood like this)
Jordan Kyle: Oh, well you know, I sort of can't I've got to...howl at the moon and all that...
Maia Roberts: Er, me too! Howling at the moon just takes up a lot of time, and then I've got to...go to the store, and...yeah, we've got a pretty filled schedule.
Clary Fray: First official demon kill! All of you must be burning with jealousy!
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Jace Lightwood: A bit more satisfying than killing a Ravener by jamming a Sensor down its throat, don't you think?
Alec Lightwood: What kind?
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Jace Lightwood: A few Oni demon were loose on Upper East Side, of course, I did the most work.
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Clary Fray: I still killed one of them by myself! You just killed four of them then started filing your nails with your stele!
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Jace Lightwood: In my defense, one of the Oni might have chipped my nail, then I got very worried, but when I realized there was no chipped nail, I realized what horrible condition the others were in. It had to be resolved immediately!
(Isabelle Lightwood likes this)
Clary Fray: *Sigh*
Isabelle Lightwood and Simon Lewis are in a relationship.
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Jace Lightwood: With the vampire, really Iz?
Isabelle Lightwood: My chicken chocolate garbanzo bean soup offer [threat] still stands, Jace.
(Simon Lewis and Clary Fray like this)
Jace Lightwood: Well, as long as you don't start popping out vampire/Shadowhunter babies.
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Simon Lewis: I'm going to ignore that.
Isabelle Lightwood: Alec, you have five minutes to get to Magnus's, otherwise, all residents of the New York Institute shall feel my wrath! And Jace, don't try to escape, because I'm holding all your DVDs hostage!
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Alec Lightwood: *Runs so fast he leaves an Alec shaped dust cloud behind*
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Jace Lightwood: Which DVDs do you have in particular?
Isabelle Lightwood: Oh you know...just some I found under your bed!
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Clary Fray: Jace! Is she talking about what I think she's talking about?
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Isabelle Lightwood: Yes! The entire world gets to know that Jace has an entire collection of...
Isabelle Lightwood:...
Isabelle Lightwood:...
Isabelle Lightwood: All 10 seasons of Friends!
Alec Lightwood: The word for that is anticlimactic.
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Jace Lightwood: Missing her...:(
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Clary Fray: You realize I just went to the bathroom right?
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Jace Lightwood: I bore easily
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Magnus Bane: EVERYONE GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED! CHAIRMAN MEOW FELL IN LOVE! I'M SETTING THE WEDDING DATE FOR NEXT WEEK! What do you think I should name my new female cat?
(Clary Fray, Isabelle Lightwood, and Maia Roberts like this)
Simon Lewis: Chairwoman Meow?
Clary Fray: I don't know why, but I think Charlotte would be a good name.
Jace Lightwood: Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein
Isabelle Lightwood: Sparkles McSparkle Pants
Alec Lightwood: Uh, Magnus, I'd hate to break up this whole cat christening, but the cats are doing something on the carpet, and they probably didn't learn it from us...
Everyone, vote for your favorite name suggested by the group! They are
1. Chairwoman Meow
2. Charlotte
3. Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein
4. Sparkles McSparkle Pants
Ave atque vale,