A Strange Adventure 8: Arthur vs. My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic

By NocturneD

Note: Wow it's been awhile guys, yeah this is a shocker another Strange Adventure story. References to past stories will be made so incase you liked my past stories, some might be referenced. I will warn you ahead of time, this has crude humor, don't like that please leave then others enjoy.

Chapter 1

It was another craptastic day in Elwood city, the children were in school learning the necessities of life for their future. Mr. Ratburn's third grade class worked the hardest with piles of homework everyday, no end in sight, even for the weekend Mr. Ratburn makes his students do a large homework assignment.

The aardvark with round glasses let out a sigh, then turns his head to look at the camera, "You already know Mr. Ratburn gives out a lot of homework, but did you ever wonder if he would cancel atleast one assignment for any reason? Maybe a tornado coming to Elwood city or even a big flood?"

"Or maybe for an alien invasion?" Buster interrupted as he pulled himself in front of the camera covering Arthur.

"Buster, come on." Arthur used his right arm to slide Buster out of the camera shot, "Don't be stupid, alien invasions can't happen."

"What about a portal opens up from another world and whatever on the other side tries to come over and take over Elwood city?" Buster also brought up.

Arthur gave himself a face palm, "Sure why not make it that ponies are on the other side of that portal, they want to make peace but then for some reason a war breaks out between us and the ponies try to enslave us for our ignorance, then we have to take out their home world by sending in the toughest of the marines to set up a nuke and blow it up but then we find out war is stupid then we all live happily ever after!" Arthur slammed his hand on his desk, "Happy Buster?"

Mr. Ratburn let out a cough, "Arthur, do you have the problems on the board copied?"

Arthur went back to writing down on his paper, "Yes Mr. Ratburn." Arthur turned around to face the camera again, "Jeez..."

*cut to the cue card*

Arthur vs. My Little Pony

*fades to black*

Meanwhile in Ponyville, one of the many towns in Equestria where the population was mostly horses and other magical creatures and bull crap. At this time, princess Celestia the ruler of Equestia and raised the sun everyday was now bored, having her prized student Twilight Sparkle, a purple unicorn was visiting her that day because she learned a new spell and wanted to show the princess.

Twilight Sparkle entered the throne room, "Your majesty", she bowed in front of the princess.

Celestia only smiled, "No need for the formalities Twilight Sparkle, I understand by your letter you learned a new spell."

The purple pony nodded her head and smiled proudly, "After much research I improved on the portal spell and with the help of the Elements of Harmony you can have a quick route from your palace to Ponyville or other places."

"Oh goody," Celestia clopped her hooves together, "Now my guards won't feel tired after pulling my chariot around from place to place." Then she thought, "Think they noticed I gained a few pounds in the trunk."

Twilight Sparkle started the demonstration using only a percentage of her magic using her horn, concentrating a tiny worm hole started to open on the far side of the palace room wall. Celestia encouraged her student, suddenly Spike the pet dragon slammed open the door startling Twilight in the process making her use more magic than ever until suddenly there was a giant oval hole.

"Spike!" Twilight grunted.

"What, I had to pee?" Spike threw up his tiny hands in defense, Celestia was chuckling on her thrown she secretly loved crude humor, "What's with the hole in the wall?"

"That's the portal to Ponyville for princess Celestia to pass through freely whenever she wanted." Twilight explained in a smug fashion.

"Don't remember any place in Ponyville called the Sugar Bowl, maybe Manehatten?" Spike scratched his scaly head.

Twilight still frustrated excused herself and pushed her head into the portal and found the most shocking site ever, she pulled her head back out, "Animal people standing on two legs?"

"Why is there an animal person scratching himself on the bench in public like that?" Spike also had his head in the portal.

Celestia also had her head in the portal, "My... what a wonderful place, I have never been here. But it looks wonderful, except for the one animal person scratching himself... and another selling some items in little baggies on the corner there... and the...one with the..." The princess took her head out of the portal. "My word I never seen a species like that, perhaps you made a gateway to another world my student."

And so, Celestia trusted her prized student to go into the mysterious beyond on a good will peace mission to explore this new world, kind of stupid really send her and her friends to an area you have no clue what lurks there and what would happen. But for this story, reasoning and everything else that made both franchises what they are, were thrown out the window completely. Her friends Rarity, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Apple Jack, and Rainbow Dash joined Twilight, all of them were packed with supplies and jumped through the portal hoping to find a happy landing, only thing was they were almost greeted by a semi-truck who had to make a sharp turn then turning over, flaming out and exploding.

"Oh my," The yellow pegasus pony named Fluttershy held her hoof to her mouth.

"Well tarnation look at that big metal carriage burn." Applejack, the yellow pony wearing a cowboy hat replied.

"Uh... if it's anything like back in Ponyville the should have a fire department." Twilight slowly trotted backwards, "Come on guys we got to find the mayor of this town, or leader..." The others followed ignoring the truck driver who was screaming in agony that he could feel his legs, suddenly the entire truck blew up again.

"Maybe this place doesn't have a mayor or a princess in charge." Rainbow Dash, the blue pegasus rainbow haired pony brought up.

"Impossible, every town has a leader of some sort." Apple Jack shot back.

Suddenly a police car pulled up nix to the six ponies and the dragon, a bulldog faced policed man wearing sunglasses got halfway out of his car then pulled out his radio phone to contact police headquarters, "This is officer Stinky, I got four, five... six horses and for some reason a lizard without owner wandering around the streets by the Sugar Bowl. I repeat six horses and a lizard on the streets without owner by the Sugar Bowl."

"Teehee... officer Stinky." Pinkie Pie, the pink pony giggled.

"Now you pretty ponies stay still, animal control will be here soon." Officer Stinky held up his hand in a friendly matter.

The ponies only looked at each other, "Animal control?" Rarity, the purple haired and white colored unicorn asked, "Aren't you the ones that are animals?"

Officer Stinky frowned, "I got to stop drinking before I come to work."

"Look... officer Stinky is it?" Twilight Sparkle raised her hoof to help explain, "We're from Ponyville of Equestria, sent on a good will mission to see your leader, mayor, princess, prince or whoever is in charge so we can form peace between our two societies. Were we come from are mostly populated by ponies."

"Yeah today the is the day I stop drinking." Officer Stinky rubbed his forehead refusing the idea of talking ponies fill his head.

"Oh yeah, sorry about your big metal horse less carriage blowing up." Rainbow Dash pointed in the opposite direction towards the raging fire.

"OH HOLY SH..." Officer Stinky got back on his radio to call for the fire department, the ponies nodded to each other and decided to make a run for it, rather stupid I know but not long before they reach the end of the third block, a huge white van pulls out in front of them. A brown cat woman and white bunny male dressed in green work duds jumped out of the vehicle, didn't take long for the two to pull out a tranquilizer gun firing once. One of the darts hit Rarity, another dart was fired and hit Fluttershy. The two ponies wobbled and fell to the ground, then closed their eyes and was unconscious.

"RUN!" Apple Jack ran the other way.

"APPLE JACK DON'T RUN THAT WAY YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT GOES!" Twilight shouted trying to run after her with Spike clinging to her back.

"Oh buck me..." Rainbow Dash was left with Pinkie Pie who kept poking Rarity and Fluttershy with a stick then giggling like an idiot. "YOU IDIOT LEAVE THEM WE GOT TO GET SOME PLACE SAFE!" Pinkie Pie then was shot with another dart, she fell over like a ton of bricks. Rainbow Dash cursed to herself and blasted off after Twilight and Apple Jack.

Meanwhile in Mr. Ratburn's class.

"Is class over yet?" Arthur whispered to Francine, an eight year old monkey girl next to him.

"It's only eleven thirty seven." Francine whispered back after she looked at the clock over the doorway.

"Man I wished something happened right now." Arthur put his palm on his cheek waiting for the lunch bell to ring. When suddenly from the classroom windows, a yellow pony bashed through then spraying glass everywhere onto the tiled floor with the children in shock, most of them gasped, others screamed, for some reason someone cheered. A purple pony came in after while the yellow pony bashed down the classroom door, suddenly a flying pony shot after them leaving a rainbow trail.

The kids were stunned, Mr. Ratburn turned around to examine the damage, "Well... you don't see that everyday.

"Can I go to the bathroom Mr. Ratburn?" Binky Barnes raised his hand and asked.

"Binky..." Mr. Ratburn gave himself a face palm, "There's a big freaking hole in the classroom wall and of all times you ask to go to the bathroom it's now... for the past eight, nine or maybe ten times when I do let you go, you make a big stinking mess! It smells awful after I walk in there I swore a horse probably died in there and for some reason you're in there for twenty minutes, maybe thirty, and other times you don't come back at all and for some reason the toilet paper goes missing and all the toilets break because you clog them with towels. Sometimes I don't think you even go to the bathroom because of that PSP game you got I figure you probably just sit in the stall and play your game! Seriously three damn horses came crashing through this wall and I think one of them had wings and another one was purple! You think no one would notice that?" Mr. Ratburn let out his little rant, "But if I let you go this time... will you come back like a real gentleman and not make the bathroom a mess?"

"Yes." Binky said, he walked up and got the hall pass, walked over the smashed down door and went to the bathroom then he walked into the boys restroom and entered a free stall. Soon the farting symphony will commence, "Curse you taco bell!" Binky moaned then let out a huge fart so loud, even Mr. Ratburn's class heard it since they were right next door to the boys restroom, plus with a vent shaft connecting the walls. Mr. Ratburn turned the vent shutters off so the stink doesn't come in.

to be continued...

note: yeah i know, pretty crude and some of you are wondering what happened to me. Well, life people and don't tell the Naruto section I'm back making a couple Arthur stories along with maybe a Friendship with Magic story. You're probably wondering what's up with the Versus title, figured it would attract some readers who liked both shows. Are they going to fight each other? Meh, maybe screw around. Remember, this is my take on Arthur with crude humor and really haven't gotten the Friendship with Magic it's own place in my thoughts yet. My grammar sucks as usual please excuse that because this story wasn't meant to be taken serious and I know the characters are out of character, for fun purposes. So sit back and relax. Future chapters might depend.