The Fairy Vampire Princess

Disclaimer: I do not own this book or any characters.

Bella's POV:
It happened at about midnight. I was with Jake and Edward was taking me home when it happened.

Edward was shaking, probably reading what Jacob was thinking. I looked at him but he wasn't looking at him. He was looking at the moon which was full.

"Edward, what's wrong?" I asked. We were just a few yards from the border and Jacob was looking at him strangely.

"I don't…know. Something is amiss. I feel… strange," he replied, still looking his gaze on the moon.

Suddenly, his form started to shake even worse than before. The light was sparkling off his skin making him look like a fairy-like statue.

Then, he exploded. I mean, really exploded. Suddenly, it wasn't Edward Cullen standing there. It was a sparkling, sparkly-dress-wearing, fairy.

"Edward! What's happening to you!?" I cried, torn between laughing and screaming in fear.

"I don't know, Bella, love. I feel…feel fabulous," he said in a sing-song voice that was not his own.

The only sound was Jacob's roaring laughter and my extremely heavy breathing.

"Hey, Bella!" Jacob's voice came, still laughing at Edward.

"What, Jacob?" I whined.

"You still think that thing is better than me?" he asked.

I didn't answer but only ran in a random direction screaming my head off. I had finally had enough of this crap.