Kakuzu x Hidan
AN: This is basically Christmassy smut, mostly pwp, and all from Naruto. Not sure how many there will be in the end, but I'll probably update sporadically!
"Kuzu! It's nearly fucking Christmas" Hidan attached himself to his partner for the millionth time that day, ignoring the swatting hand trying to push him off. "Aw don't be a bastard, just fucking enjoy yourself for once, you miserable old man" Kakuzu rubbed his temples, but reluctantly stopped counting his money anyway.
It was incredibly hard to ignore his partner when he was this desperate for attention – and the Zealot seemed to get more rowdy around festive holidays. Hidan, sensing his win, ran his hands down the front of Kakuzu's cloak seductively, a sly grin forming on his face. Kakuzu sighed, standing the inch or two above his partner, with a bored look on his face. "This better be worth it" his voice was even more gruff than usual, and he ignored the widening grin on Hidan's face as he was backed into a wall.
"It will be, I fucking promise" Lips were sealed roughly together, nothing with them was ever sweet or gentle, but that's just how they liked it.
Hidan's hands made quick work of Kakuzu's cloak, running his hands over the stitches that scattered his body. He loved the feel of them, they were just as imperfect as the man infront of him, though he would never admit that to anyone, and if he did – they would soon be dead.
Kakuzu let Hidan have his fun, knowing he could easily overtake the zealot in brute strength, but Hidan would whinge if he didn't have his fun first.
Lips parted briefly, as Hidan led them backwards to his own bed. He knew that Kakuzu would only make him clean his bed if it had not been on Hidan's, so he saved himself the trouble. They tumbled to the bed, rolling until Hidan was staring up at the man mountain that was his partner.
He thanked Lord Jashin for giving him a partner that would give him exactly what he wanted; he was also extra thankful for the fact there was nothing Kakuzu could do to get rid of him.
His body trembled slightly from anticipation, as rough hands tore his cloak off, sparing no thoughts for the fact that he would have to pay for a new one later – that would be an interesting conversation.
Kakuzu forced pale hands onto the bedpost until Hidan was grasping the metal bars, "Don't, move" Hidan smirked, and thrust his hips into his partner's, smirking at the annoyed expression on his partner's face. A pale back arched when his neck was bit harshly, drawing blood, more tremors racked Hidan's body as the blood trickled slowly across his skin.
It was enticing, the fire of his pain-fuelled arousal felt like fire. "Ugh, shit Kuzu!" He didn't pay much attention as the older man carefully removed his own cloak and set to work removing the thin fabric pants that separated the two men. Kakuzu was never one to waste precious time.
Nails racked down a toned chest, drawing moans out of the pale man; Hidan desperately wanting to pull the stupid face cover off his lover, he wanted to feel the thick black hair between his fingers. That was not an option, if he let go of the bars for even a moment, the fun would be over and Kakuzu would go back to his accounting like the miser he was.
"Take yo-your fucking hat off!" Kakuzu simply raised an eyebrow, but slowly did as his partner had so nicely requested, letting his black locks fall into his face. A chaste kiss was shared, which was highly out of character for them both, but they just put it down to the holiday spirit.
Hidan's cock twitched when his nipples were abused, being roughly twisted and nibbled on, his hands grasping the metal above him until his knuckles hurt. The pain was his heaven, even if no one else would ever understand, he didn't care. Kakuzu understood him and treated him the way he wanted, and that was all that mattered to the albino.
A groan escaped him when he felt his cock being grabbed and pumped with no lubricant, making the feelings so much more animalistic.
Kakuzu leaned back to bring eye contact while the weeping member faced a slow and hard pace, being squeezed to the point of pain but being brought back when a rough padded thumb dipped into the slit of his tip. "Ahh Fuck…" Kakuzu deciding that enough was enough leaned down, biting at skinny hips until they bled enough for the elder to taste the copper in his mouth.
Hidan was only given one swift lick before a slightly slick finger probed his twitching entrance, before plunging in, curling as soon as it was fully in.
Hidan's eyes snapped shut, lip on the brink of splitting from the pressure being put upon it.
A second finger joined the first, and pretty soon Kakuzu felt blood adding to the lubricant, but neither cared enough to stop, too caught up in the moment. The thought of his own blood being spilt excited Hidan more than anything else. The fingers scissored, and Kakuzu gave in to Hidan bucking, taking the tip of his erection into his mouth sucking him dry.
Once he was loose enough, a third finger easily joined the first two, to any normal person, this would probably hurt the worst, but to Hidan it was like ecstasy.
"Just fuck me!" Kakuzu was never one to postpone the inevitable, so he grunted a reply, and yanked his fingers out, before spitting into the same hand and running it over his member. Hidan breathed a scream as the thick member breached his opening for the umpteenth time since they became partners.
Ignoring the earlier command, his hand flew to Kuzu's head, fisting the thick hair. "Dammit Hidan" But that was the only comment made, as the bed rocked with the powerful thrusts. Lustful gasps and whimpers filled the air, mainly coming from Hidan, who had curled himself around the front of Kakuzu's body.
"Yes, fucking yes!" Hidan swivelled his hips slightly until he felt his prostate being jabbed, making his body tense even more than before.
Hidan was sure this was what going insane felt like, losing your mind in something utterly delicious.
A hand brushed his member, and he kissed the side of his partner's neck, kissing up until their lips were joined again. They felt themselves dangling over the edge, about to fall off at any moment. Hidan arched until something cracked in his back, as his orgasm hit him.
His mind was spinning from the blood pulsing around his body, he could hear it rushing through his veins, as Kakuzu continued to pummel into him, rubbing the already sensitive skin raw.
"I fucking love you" His mind was reeling, he hadn't meant to admit that, but as soon as he felt Kakuzu release, he felt calmer, even though he was too scared to open his eyes.
After a moments of silence, he heard Kakuzu utter the words he never thought he'd hear. "I love you too moron" A small grin appeared on his face and he snuggled into his partner's side, ignoring the fact that they were still joined, and drifted into a restful sleep.
This was a good Christmas. As good as it can get for criminals like themselves, anyway.