Aizen And The Espada Go To Super Walmart
Lets go to Walmart, Aizen said one afternoon during one of his meetings, or more acuratly nap time for most of his "loyal minions."
Why? Nnoritra said, Because, I need a cushion, or one of those dougnut thingies to sit one. I think I'm devopeing hemroides from sitting so long on this awesome granite throne.
The spoon-head imediatly shut up, there were some things he just did not need to hear.
"But why", Baragon interjected, "why must we go to Walmart for that. "Freak pink can make you a butt pad in his lab."
"Hey! I'm not a freak," Szayel stood up and protested... "I just like to take care of myself" He did a dramatic hair flip before sitting back down.
Grimmjow translated "Likes to take care of myself" as gay, and stifled a laugh.
Why my son, Aizen began. "SON!" Baragon bellowed. "I am nobodies son!, besides I'm older then you." "Yes, but I out rank you", Aizen calmly said, before emiting a strong source of energy that quited the old espada, puting him back in his place.
During the agument Szayel had taken out a small note pad and began jotting down ideas. One drawing had a massager built into it, and an alarm system, like one you woukd find in a car, it went like this. If any one came to close to him it would chime "You are too close to the Lord, please step away from the Lord.
Szayel proudly held it up so that everyone would see. He though it was genius.
But everybody, including Stark who momentarly raised his head off of his pillow, rejected the idea, although Nnornita saw possiblity in the massager, but he kept that bit of infromation to himself.
"I want simple, not some preverted novelty item," Aizen said.
Now, who wants to go with me. No one volunteered. Really, he thought, then I will randomly chose. He closed his eyes and pointed to Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, Yammy, Stark, Haibel and Szayel
He then gave them each a credit card, and told them to buy what every they wanted, but he knew most of them would just shoplift anyway.
Aizen, then opened a pathway that lead to the walmart.
Gin, deciding that it was unfair that his lord and master did not ask him to come felt a little left out. I mean he totaly understood why he did not ask Tousan. He was no fun, and would undoubtly rat out any one who broke any rules, claiming it was his duty as justice.
Ran to jump into the garganta before it closed. "You're not leaving me behind captain. This seems like too an good opportunity to have fun and screw with people I will never see again."
When they emerged, Yammy saw the Mc Donalds that stood at the front of the store. He tore into it like staved bear eating salmon. It was like he had never saw cheese burger before.
And so, the choas commenced, as the other Espadas, Gin and Aizen left to explore the store that was known as Walmart.
This is the first part of a multi part series. Please R+R
possitive coments are welcome, but negitive coments are ok too, as long as a reason is attached to them.