"LEGOLAS."
The blond haired Elf studiously ignored Gimli.
"OI. LEGOLAS."
Still nothing.
"LEGOLAS. LEGO. LEGGY. LEG-"
"What do you want, Gimli?" Legolas finally answered, tearing his eyes away from the path and towards the obnoxious dwarf.
"What happens when you put an Elf and a Hobbit together?"
Legolas just had a look on his face that said 'you're kidding me right'.
"You get a Dwarf! Eh, eh?"
"…That was one of the worst jokes I've ever heard. Actually I'm not sure whether or not it was a joke, considering how idiotic it was."
"You're so mean, Legolas. I'm just trying to lighten the mood."
"Do something else. It's not working."
I don't own Lord of the Rings.