Title: "Breakfast in Bed"
Author: Kat Lee, formerly known as Pirate Turner
For: Peja
Rating: R due to sexual content
Summary: Jack, Remy, and Ianto enjoy eating in bed.
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Author's Note: 244. That's the number of stories that were sitting on my hard drive collecting dust because I lack the energy and time to take care of them as I once did. My betaing pattern has always been to write, then type up if written on paper, the story, read it aloud to my beloved Jack and our children, editing as I go, and then finally format and post. Sadly, this part is simply taking too much of my time and energy, and my beloved Jack and I have too little time together in person these days to be able to keep up with my stories. So what to do? Give up writing? I actually considered it for a while, tried to make excuses to myself other than the large number of stories collecting cyber dust on my computer, as to why I lacked the energy and Muse to write new tales. And then, with the turn of the new year, I decided to stop running and face the problem. The problem is, quite frankly, that once one gets so bogged down in formatting and editing that writing is no longer a pleasure but the actual posting of those writings becomes a hassle and - egad! - work, it's time to cut something out, and that will never be the writing process. So, in short, yes, there will be mistakes in this tale. Yes, it's missing about half of the header information I usually include. But I wrote it for pleasure and am posting it in hopes of sharing that pleasure with others. Do with it as you will.
He licked the jelly off of his warm, wriggling, and oh so willing specimen as Ianto spread the peanut butter. Jack had always delighted in being served in bed, but never before had it been so great to share his butler and their combined talents with another. The moans the man beneath them was giving, coupled with his French words, were a turn on all their own, keeping Jack's cock hard as steel as it pressed against the Cajun's naked thigh.
"Sir?"
"Yes?" Jack answered without looking at Ianto.
"We have a problem."
"What?" he demanded through clenched teeth. He couldn't take much more!
"We're out of peanut butter."
"Come here, you two. Ol' Remy's gonna show ya ya don't need breakfast in bed t' eat well." He grabbed them both and pulled them simultaneously down on top of him as his mere touch set them to screaming so loud walls shook.
The End