Why Wii?
Note: These views in this story DEFINATELY reflects my views.
Chapter 1. Wii Sucks
John (the masterchief) is very content with his Xbox 360. He loves playing as himself, fighting the convenant and stuff. Arbiter was a PS3 fan, and Gravemind was a Wii fan.
John respected the PS3, but the Wii? FUCK NO.
He saw Gravemind use the controller, swinging it to slice a monkey into the bits. When gravemind needed to "wii wii", he dropped the controller, which caused mario to fall down, making him lose the game.
"Here's a bucket to wii on" said John.
"Thanks," said Gravemind. "Hey!"
John got out a link cable, and linked the Wii to the Xbox 360 to have a duel. Mario vs. John.
Gravemind couldn't see a thing because of the crappy graphics, and John saw everything in HD, so he stuck his energy sword into Mario's crotch.
"Pwnzor" said John.
Gravemind tried to pick up a mushroom using the motion sensing, but he couldn't because the motion sensing detected the fast finger movement of John, and Gravemind dropped the mushroom.
"Damn, the Wii sucks" said Gravemind.
John nodded.
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